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David Ashton
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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
David Ashton   5/30/2014 8:13:26 PM
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@Max... "had left me baffled, bewildered, and confused"

If you're anything like me, that is not difficult :-)

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I'd rather wake up and smell the beignets
betajet   5/30/2014 6:36:09 PM
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I'd rather wake up and smell the beignets.  Preferably from New Orleans' Café du Monde, with café au lait.

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Max The Magnificent   5/30/2014 4:54:43 PM
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@Wnderer: He should have clearly stated that he requires his bagels to retain the same topology as his coffee mug...

I agree -- that was his big mistake -- the problem is that Martin loses focus when he hears words like "bagel," and his knees go weak when he hears words like "knish" LOL

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Wnderer   5/30/2014 4:47:22 PM
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He should have clearly stated that he requires his bagels to retain the same topology as his coffee mug.

http://demonstrations.wolfram.com/CoffeeMugToDonut/

Max The Magnificent
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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Max The Magnificent   5/30/2014 3:56:40 PM
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@MeasurementBlues: See my clarification on slicing a bagel here.

Ah -- now I understand -- I must admit that your earlier ramblings had left me baffled, bewildered, and confused

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
MeasurementBlues   5/30/2014 3:52:32 PM
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See my clarification on slicing a bagel here.

Max The Magnificent
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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Max The Magnificent   5/30/2014 2:08:49 PM
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@antedeluvian: I don't think Martin was compaining about slicing the bagel in the horizontal plane, leaving the hole as a whole(??). I am sure he was maintaing that bagel purity is compromiised by slicing it vertically after slicing it horizontally.

I'm not saying you are wrong ... but I had the impression he was talking about slicing it horizontally ... I was hoping this blog would slip under his "Bagel Radar" ... but I fear we are now forced to ask him to clarify...

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
antedeluvian   5/30/2014 2:06:05 PM
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Max

 I slice my bagels all the way through and love to lavish them with cream cheese and either salmon or bacon

I don't think Martin was compaining about slicing the bagel in the horizontal plane, leaving the hole as a whole(??). I am sure he was maintaing that bagel purity is compromiised by slicing it vertically after slicing it horizontally.

 

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Max The Magnificent   5/30/2014 1:35:07 PM
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@mhrackin: I have many favorite recipes...

Now you've made me hungry!!! I want a bagel!!!

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Re: I slice my bagels (Ha!)
Max The Magnificent   5/30/2014 1:34:14 PM
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@mhrackin: Since ours is a Kosher kitchen, no bacon, Max.

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