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antedeluvian
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It's the food!
antedeluvian   9/26/2014 2:24:41 PM
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I have studioulsy spent 45 mins of cardio and 45 minutes of weights 3 times a week for the past 10 years. My weight has not changed at all; if anything it is marginally more. I justify it by saying that fat has been converted to musclue and muscle weighs more than fat, but I am sure that is a pipe dream.

The only way to lose weight is to eat less- that's what all the experts (my wife, my trainer) tell me.

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Sounds relaxing
dt_hayden   9/26/2014 2:43:19 PM
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I will be interested to hear the results. 

10Hz?  I have always heard there are single digit subaudible frequencies that cause involuntary bodily urges - let's hope that is not part of the weight loss strategy.  Thinking of frequencies did make me ponder the ability to "render" the fat internally if jiggled at a high enough frequency - perhaps other organs and joints wouldn't survive???

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Max The Magnificent   9/26/2014 2:47:12 PM
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@Antedeluvian: The only way to lose weight is to eat less- that's what all the experts (my wife, my trainer) tell me.

If you're trying to cheer me up ... you're not succeeding LOL

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Jiggling Max
Crusty1   9/26/2014 2:48:51 PM
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@Max

It's hard to get mey head around the thought of you standing there and Jiggling.

I have done my wieight loss witout any commercial expenditure, I lost 3 stone in the last 18 months, I have found the 5 2 diet proposed by Michael Mosley on BBC TV to work best along with added exercise. It seems to work for all our family, with one member loosing 9.5 stone going from 21 stone down to 12.5 stone.

I have to admit I lost 1 stone (14 Lbs) when we moved into Crusty Mansion as there was no heating for a month in the middle of the winter. It was like going back to my childhood with ice on the inside of the windows and great way to loose weight by shivering to keep warm. Which when you think about it is what your machine is doing.

A funny thing happened at the local swimming pool while adding extra lengths to burn calories, a very nice lady said I had a rotten swiming technique and that she could teach me a way to greatly reduce the energy I was using to swim. She was not amused when I said that a wasteful swimming technique was what I wanted.

So it will be no beer when you come over to Blighty? So that you can keep that slim boyish figure.

 

 

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Max The Magnificent   9/26/2014 2:48:59 PM
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@Antedeluvian: The only way to lose weight is to eat less- that's what all the experts (my wife, my trainer) tell me.

Well, exercise has to cound for something -- I met a guy who keeps on climbing Mt Everest -- when he's getting ready for a climb he eats around 9000 calories a day -- but he also exercises all day -- he's as slim as a whippet...

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Max The Magnificent   9/26/2014 2:50:33 PM
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@Crusty: So it will be no beer when you come over to Blighty? So that you can keep that slim boyish figure.

Wash your mouth out -- of course I'll be quaffing a few beers LOL

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Max The Magnificent   9/26/2014 2:51:17 PM
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@Crusty: It's hard to get mey head around the thought of you standing there and Jiggling.

I know -- I am like a vision LOL

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Max The Magnificent   9/26/2014 2:51:55 PM
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@Crusty: She was not amused when I said that a wasteful swimming technique was what I wanted.

LOL

GSKrasle
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So now you're connected to Nikola Tesla, and to Mark Twain!
GSKrasle   9/26/2014 2:57:06 PM
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Beware the time-limit: Samuel Clemens did not, and the consequences were amusingly embarassing: 'H' to the 'T', 'T' to the 'P' and a colon slash-slash and .davidjkent-writer.com/2013/11/30/did-nikola-tesla-play-a-practical-joke-on-mark-twains-birthday/

Colin Walls
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Try 5:2 ...
Colin Walls   9/26/2014 3:09:48 PM
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It is all about food really.  To my mind, a diet that lets you eat/drink what you like for 5-6 days a week is not so hard.

BTW, you saying "I used to worry that drinking beer made me put on weight, but I've discovered that, after a few beers, I don't worry nearly as much." confirmed that you and I have similar ways of thinking ...

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