Have you ever been working with a computer when something goes 'pear-shaped' and you receive an error message that might be written in Martian for all the good it does you?
Have you ever been working with a computer when something goes ‘pear-shaped’ and you receive an error message that might be written in Martian for all the good it does you?
It’s bad enough when you are reading a user manual that was originally created in Japanese, converted into English using an Indian-based translation service, and then passed through Germany for a final “polish,” but it's even worse when it happens to you in real-time.
As an aside, I always find user manuals that are written in Israel to have a very Shakespearian “feel” to them. You can almost imagine two characters on the stage, where the first exclaims “’But where are the variables?’ you ask,” and the second responds in a deep bass voice “Why, the variables are over here!”
But we digress... I can’t tell you the number of times when I’ve been presented with an error message that has left me totally perplexed. Something like “Your application has stalled because the notchet tattles are out of phase.” The problem is that if you don’t know what a “notchet tattle” is you are SOL (Sadly Out of Luck :-)
Actually, now I come to think about it, I recall a group of us working on a big old dual screen circuit board layout system in the mid-1980s. This was where you used the system to essentially draw the tracks and pads and vias by hand. One day an error message came up on the screen saying something like Error 496. So we went to the rack of manuals and worked our way through to the one containing the error messages and looked up error number 496 and read “System is overheating.”
It was right. When we turned back to look at the system it was on fire (well, smoke was pouring out of the back). I kid you not.
I tell you, I could waffle on for hours about this sort of stuff. But the reason I was spurred to pen this blog was that Gary Smith (www.GarySmithEDA.com) just sent me an email titled “Finally, error messages I can understand” containing the following images:
I'm sure that - like me - you've seen some (or all) of these before, but they still make me smile. And, after all, what's more important than that? (grin)