Remember the good old days of DOS, when you could open command.com with a simple text editor and find the line with the dreaded "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.
Unwary users were so supprised to see "You're F!*%ed" or some such. And no ammount of rebooting would solve the problem.
January 2016 Cartoon Caption ContestBob's punishment for missing his deadline was to be tied to his chair tantalizingly close to a disconnected cable, with one hand superglued to his desk and another to his chin, while the pages from his wall calendar were slowly torn away.122 comments