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David Ashton
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David Ashton   8/2/2013 9:18:13 PM
"They gave him one of the latest development systems along with his golden parachute!"

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David Ashton   8/2/2013 9:21:11 PM
"That proves it!  Managers make enough hot air to get a balloon off the ground!"

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CBurkeBtB   8/3/2013 10:27:33 AM
Parachutist: "Where am I?"

Office: "You're parachuting past the 12th floor."

Parachutist:  "You must work in tech support!"

Office: "How did you know that?"

Parachutist: "Because the information you've given me is 100% accurate, and completely useless."

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seaEE   8/3/2013 4:27:17 PM
That's Eugene and his new MacBook Air.

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seaEE   8/3/2013 4:29:20 PM
Cubicle NOT!

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NoNIckName_#2   8/3/2013 5:56:14 PM
As the outgoing CEO floats gently away while counting his money, the engineers are secretly wishing his golden parachute was a lead balloon.

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David Ashton   8/3/2013 9:03:42 PM
....Office: "You must be a manager!"

Parachutist:  "How did you know that?"

Office; " Because you're high profile, not doing anything useful, and don't know what's going on....."

 

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seaEE   8/4/2013 1:19:43 AM
Tell Compliance that we are now passing the drop test!

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Caleb Kraft   8/4/2013 1:18:41 PM
NO RATINGS
haha, I hadn't thought about him going UPWARD!

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Caleb Kraft   8/4/2013 1:19:21 PM
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Strangely these are both amazingly accurate.

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