@Crusty: I suspect Private ATM has never come across a character like Crusty?
Not yet -- but if you can persuade your wife that a vacation in Silicon Valley at the end of March / Beginning of April 2014 woudl be a good idea (coincidently, Design West 2014 will be held around that same time) -- then I'd be happy to introduce you -- Adam and Javi (Garcia) are going -- and Duane and Warren -- and possibly Tobia, plus a few other names you'll recognize...
Max! We are famous! Haha, I find it ironic though that such an accomplished author as Max, with many, many successful books in print, still enjoys so immensely being included in Chapter 22 of a 19 (thus far) book series.
But somehow -- I know exactly how he feels! Haha!
Indeed, while it's a surprise to learn your true identity as the CEO of BofA, I'm not surprised that they value your obviously genius level IQ and British witt! :-D