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David Ashton
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David Ashton   10/2/2012 7:52:01 AM
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I don't care WHAT your DNA tests say, I am NOT related to that guy!!

Parreco
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Parreco   10/2/2012 4:18:06 PM
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The meeting for sensitivity training appears to have been aimed at only one person.

MarkBort
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MarkBort   10/2/2012 7:04:07 PM
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"Here's our new leaner org chart, with Thud's reduction plan symbolically shown above."

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MarkBort   10/2/2012 7:32:01 PM
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"Primitive teamwork? Have you tried it?"

Wnderer
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Wnderer   10/2/2012 10:08:16 PM
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Comparison of the Ogg Chart with the Org Chart show that Ogg Chart had many advantages. The Org Chart only captures the formal vertical relationships between personnel while the Ogg chart clearly demonstrates the roles everyone is expected to play in the process.

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Chris.Wyland   10/2/2012 10:45:52 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, it then should probably be called the "Aargh" chart.

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John_Galt   10/3/2012 12:33:22 AM
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While inept at object oriented programming and completely ignorant of VHDL Torg was nevertheless the only EE in the room that could design with op amps....

MarkBort
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MarkBort   10/3/2012 1:00:59 AM
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"Thud, would you please explain why your org chart has no supervisors?"

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JaM58   10/3/2012 2:11:26 AM
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The new guy raised only his hand, this time, when the hunt for new acquisitions was getting off-track.

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seaEE   10/3/2012 2:37:58 AM
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"The Club has just been released. We will have engineering samples of the Spear available in Q4 of next year."

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elPresidente   10/3/2012 4:24:33 AM
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The efficiency consultant doesn't notice the CEO in the room when he concludes that the company's org chart indicates that its execs are neanderthals who do nothing but shoot the bull all day.

David Ashton
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David Ashton   10/3/2012 9:44:13 AM
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Hey! That's wrong! We drew Bison heaps better than that!

JaM58
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JaM58   10/3/2012 11:24:23 AM
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The Marketing club-wielder felt compelled to ask for the branding message to be increased on every slide for greater impact.

Parreco
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Parreco   10/3/2012 3:48:00 PM
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I think I figured out who the lone analog design engineer is in the room.

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msar2020   10/4/2012 11:51:49 PM
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It wasn't until the consultant presented his first report that the database optimization team realized they didn't quite have the expert in hunter-gatherer strategies that they had hoped for.

seaEE
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seaEE   10/5/2012 2:14:56 AM
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Before I explain how our product is going to bomb our competitor back into the Stone Age...are there any spies in the room?!?

David Ashton
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David Ashton   10/5/2012 5:32:16 AM
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"So you've invented these pesky mobile phones, you've had lots of wars, and you can't even draw as well as we could. And you call that evolution??"

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Don.Swaab   10/5/2012 7:50:08 PM
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The top diagram shows our initial targeted customer acquisition strategy. If that doesn't work, we can always beat the customer over the head with our marketing clout.

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PEIFFER   10/5/2012 11:51:13 PM
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Og was invited to enforce the 10 minute presentation limit.

palf
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palf   10/6/2012 12:14:04 AM
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"Until morale improves, the clubbings will continue"

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TFCSD   10/6/2012 4:06:40 AM
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Under management's direction above, engineering has dotted a few I's and crossed a few T's to create the next killer app in AI.

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TFCSD   10/6/2012 4:16:24 AM
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I can't grok G'rock

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TFCSD   10/6/2012 4:52:16 AM
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G'rock, your flowcharts and diagrams are so old school. The presentation above is much easier to understand.

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TFCSD   10/6/2012 4:57:51 AM
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G'rock did the UML?

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 5:21:56 AM
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Me G'rock. Me find mistake in quantum encryption feedback matrix compensator B3.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 5:42:28 AM
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Excuse me, wasn't that already done back in the 60's.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 5:57:29 AM
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I took the liberty to do a hand calculation and suggest you check your code.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 6:01:11 AM
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If you calculate it by hand you get the right answer.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 6:07:37 AM
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Granted I may still drag my knuckles and lack personal hygiene, but my design worked and yours didn't.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 6:09:02 AM
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Speaking from the voice of experience...

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 6:13:23 AM
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Back in my time we used primitive tools out in the field. Today you talk it to death with power points in meetings rooms.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/6/2012 6:30:03 AM
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Could someone tell me how sitting in another meeting and discussing hunting theory, techniques, and methodologies solves hunger?

Jean Beam
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Jean Beam   10/6/2012 12:52:48 PM
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B'mer: "Boss ask: Need two slides--keep right-hand bullets away from arrow points!"

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Don.Swaab   10/6/2012 8:23:10 PM
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The top diagram shows how we initially target customers. If that doesn't work, we beat them over the head with our marketing clout.

Don.Swaab
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Don.Swaab   10/6/2012 8:23:46 PM
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Who are you calling a caveman? I was at company softball practice.

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/7/2012 1:29:18 AM
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G'rock draw top in 1970's by hand for big blue iron God. G'rock now draw new release using UML, CASE, Mathlab, SQL, and IDE. G'rock utilized massive parallel processors in big blue cloud and use web portal. G'rock understand. You no see new paradigm? Question for G'rock?

TFCSD
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TFCSD   10/7/2012 1:35:32 AM
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Me G'rock. Use newest software now.

Don.Swaab
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Don.Swaab   10/7/2012 4:36:36 AM
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Who are you calling a caveman? I just came from company softball practice.

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NoNIckName_#2   10/7/2012 7:36:04 PM
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Gorgo meets with downsizing team from cro magnon HQ. (Could this be the beginning of the end for Neanderthal man?)

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BigTech0   10/8/2012 7:00:38 PM
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Multi-lingual presentations became the norm as the company's inter-temporal employee exchange program got into full swing.

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BigTech0   10/8/2012 7:01:14 PM
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Grog is the marketing director for our legacy products.

jjulian274
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jjulian274   10/8/2012 9:25:03 PM
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Ugh. Need to consolidate resources. Better chance of success if resources are concentrated on one project instead of many.

Mxv
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Mxv   10/10/2012 12:23:50 PM
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We all agree he's past his prime, but everyone's afraid to fire him. Another org chart without his name might give him the hint...

Denis.Giri
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Denis.Giri   10/10/2012 3:25:16 PM
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In an effort to communicate with Marketing, R&D unfroze a translator

Mineyes
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Mineyes   10/10/2012 5:32:53 PM
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Mr. Oop is the new VPL consultant.

MarkBort
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MarkBort   10/10/2012 7:29:31 PM
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It was unfortunately too late to reverse the effects of late-night caffeine on Thud's morning presentation.

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gvictor   10/11/2012 6:02:42 AM
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OK, the vote was 6-1 for the hierarchical diagram. But Zok here has a club, and ... Oh God the smell. We go with the cave painting diagram.

Rick_Hille
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Rick_Hille   10/11/2012 1:21:51 PM
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Dat not DingClub font like Toog ask! Toog show what DingClub look like!

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old_timer   10/11/2012 7:44:21 PM
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These legacy products (along with the old engineers) will be integrated with the NEW process here.

GordonScott
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GordonScott   10/12/2012 4:13:40 PM
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The new guy was puzzled. If the deadline was so tight, why didn't they just use his time machine to go back a bit?

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NoNIckName_#2   10/17/2012 8:04:26 PM
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The rest of the team politely ignored Jimmy in a Thursday meeting in "Friday casual" attire.

jkdrum
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jkdrum   10/24/2012 3:10:07 PM
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Mr. Flintrock asks about keeping legacy design support.

Chuck.Hill
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Chuck.Hill   10/26/2012 9:07:19 PM
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See food, throw spear. Only an engineer would make it more complicated than that.

Mark.Goettsche
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Mark.Goettsche   2/12/2013 9:09:56 AM
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Despite the rumors to the contrary, Morg, our QA engineer, wants to assure everyone that 'Failure is not an option' is meant to be taken figuratively.

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