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skriesberg
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skriesberg   3/5/2013 7:25:10 PM
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I knew we should have had a pre-party meeting to determine what to bring, everybody brought balloons and nobody brought the Raspberry Pi

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JeffL_2   3/5/2013 8:41:12 PM
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...and under the old retirement plan we received a lot of complaints from employees that upper management was getting so-called "golden parachutes", or unfairly lucrative deals compared with what the average employee receives, so we came up with this new system which is clearly much more equitable. Any questions?

seaEE
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seaEE   3/6/2013 5:20:13 AM
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"So we cut the weight of our product by 1/3 at about two pennies additional cost."

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bnowak0   3/6/2013 4:25:29 PM
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A group of engineers putting a box of condoms to use, the only way they know how...

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Model A   3/6/2013 5:06:24 PM
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This year, our corporate R&D tax credits from the polititians in Washington are nothing but hot air.

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OmegaMan   3/6/2013 5:34:29 PM
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Bob made his point about shrinking profits and ballooning costs.

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Silverlock   3/8/2013 7:14:06 PM
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"So, to keep this meeting lighthearted, anyone who wishes to speak must first breathe in some helium from his or her balloon."

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plink   3/8/2013 7:20:14 PM
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You simply attach it to the balloon.. and it goes up into the cloud.

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BrainiacV   3/8/2013 7:22:04 PM
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Proofreading e-mails before sending is essential. It should have read "There will be no more clowning around at meetings." The omission of the word, "no" was unfortunate.

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kteam42   3/8/2013 7:22:07 PM
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Even at a party, Bob always has to try and show everyone else up.

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