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eetcowie
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eetcowie   2/4/2014 10:16:04 AM
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Researcher, Dr. Murphy: "I just came up with a new theory -- if the probability for an event to occur is non-zero, and the probability for the event to occur stays non-zero forever, then given enough time, the event will happen. I'll roll a pair of 7's eventually."

Assistant: "Right...let's make it easy for the average guy...if anything can go wrong, it will. Like it just did!"

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eetcowie   2/4/2014 10:02:58 AM
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Assistant: Dude! I think that on that last BYTE, you BIT off more than you can chew. Anyway, the computer agrees with me and just said, "That doesn't compute!"

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seaEE   2/4/2014 12:31:30 AM
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Woohoo!  You're buying again and I pick McDonalds!

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seaEE   2/4/2014 12:28:02 AM
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Ahem...the roll frequency appears to be much higher than the rolloff frequency.

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seaEE   2/4/2014 12:20:30 AM
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The next time I buy a video backgammon game, I'm going to make double sure that dice are included.

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David Ashton   2/3/2014 6:08:48 PM
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OK, I want to develop a hand-held shoot-em-up game, and you want to do that boring old MP3 player-come-Blood Pressure monitor.  First one to get a double six wins!

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zeeglen   2/3/2014 5:03:42 PM
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This new product is going to make us a fortune!  Each die contains a MEMS gyro, motion-driven energy harvesting, and an IoT interface run by a smartphone app.  Look out, Vegas!

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David Ashton   2/3/2014 4:04:12 PM
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Joe tests his new dice-throwing robot for casinos.  He wonders how to stop the springs coming out with the dice.....

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betajet   2/3/2014 1:20:47 PM
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The fellow with his hands in his pockets is saying: "Now you realize that the opposite faces of a standard die always add to 7, so the one on the left is obviously a bogus die because you can see the 3 and 4 faces at the same time.  A trifling matter, and fussy of me, but we all have our little ways."


[The last bit about the trifling matter is a quote from Eeyore.]

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NoNIckName_#2   2/3/2014 12:23:29 PM
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First prototype Random Number Generator.

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