This patent is both gross and amusing because of its brevity...
Manners, decency and etiquette are obviously words not in the vocabulary of Charles E. Willard of Indiana. In facts words are totally not his strongest skill. The totality of the words in this patent are reproduced here along with the drawings.
Claim – The ornamental design for a nose pick as shown and described.
Description – Fig 1 is a plan view of a nose pick, showing my new design;
Fig 2 is a side view thereof with the opposite side view being a mirror image thereof.
Fig 3 is a bottom view thereof; and,
Fig 4 is an end view with the opposite end view being a mirror image thereof.
It is also clearly evident that he had a lot of help putting those words together because I know thereof is not a word in common usage by the lay folk of Indiana. And just in case you were wondering, this patent was issued in 2000 and nobody else can pick their nose with a fake finger for 14 years!
I also see that the lawyer had problems with the consistency of his work in that he likes to use a semicolon at the end of each of the figure description except for figure 2 which clearly warrants a period.Brian Bailey
– keeping you amused
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