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7/1/2014 04:05 PM EDT
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Stargzer
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Still in the box!
Stargzer   7/16/2014 5:06:58 PM
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Hey!  Look what I found!  A Traf-O-Data still in the original box!

 

(The pre-Microsoft product of a teen-aged Bill Gates and his young henchmen.)

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Bad at Contract Negotiation
Stargzer   7/16/2014 4:40:10 PM
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What do you mean I bought all this stuff?  Will a contract written on a cocktail napkin in Worcestershire sauce with a toothpick stand up in court?

(Stolen from a VERY old Playboy punch line from the late 60s or early 70s!)

 

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July Sub-par-mission
C VanDorne   7/16/2014 4:23:51 PM
Well, it's not quite as pretty as a new Toyota, but with this here home-built disgronificator kit I'm garaunteed: NO UNINTENDED ACCELERATION!

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Don't sue me Goshn
dt_hayden   7/16/2014 12:16:23 PM
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Bert arrives in his homegrown electric car running Linux.  Incredibly, it was actually less attractive than a Nissan Leaf.

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Feedback
dt_hayden   7/16/2014 12:08:14 PM
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Gil's package arrives and Amazon requests packaging feedback on their shipment.

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July Cartoon Caption
Parreco   7/16/2014 12:07:47 PM
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At this point, no one has the heart to tell Roger that there's really no such thing as "New Hire Initiation"!!!

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"May be the last time, I don't know-oh!"
Stargzer   7/16/2014 11:06:49 AM
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That's the last time I try to drink a salesman under the table!

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Low Bid
Stargzer   7/16/2014 11:04:00 AM
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Hey!  I know how we can be the low bid on that government contract!

 

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Re: July Caption Contest
Stargzer   7/16/2014 10:46:38 AM
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templar781:  "Larry: Because this dumpster's alot cleaner."

WHO'S BEEN SPYING ON MY DESK?

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Internet of Things
dt_hayden   7/16/2014 9:59:59 AM
Stanley reveals the "Thing" behind his patent filing on the Internet of Things.

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