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July 2015 Cartoon Caption Contest: Ain't Nobody Here but Us Chickens

7/7/2015 09:50 AM EDT
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ME_Queen
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ME_Queen   8/3/2015 2:51:08 PM
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Alice:  (in a whisper) HR really needs to rely less on keyword matching to select quality candidates from the pool of applicants.

Ted:  (in a strained whisper) Typing, debugging, time management . . .

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A Matter of Interpretation
ME_Queen   8/3/2015 2:21:07 PM
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The applicant crowed about proficiency at typing, debugging and punctuality in his cover letter and resume and it had persuaded Ted and Alice to grant him an interview.

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Parreco   7/31/2015 7:08:35 PM
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You can imagine their disappointment when the company's basketball fans were promised a special visit by Larry Bird!!

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dt_hayden   7/31/2015 5:03:21 PM
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Procurement said this is the lowest cost squawk box they could find.  I don't see how we are going to test our intercom system with it.

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qv-tech   7/31/2015 4:25:45 PM
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The CMO asked them to get a cute chick to show the demo – luckily for me he didn't specify an age limit.

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Stargzer   7/31/2015 3:50:39 PM
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"Roger, not only was it a stupid, misogynistic, Politically Incorrect stunt to begin with, but you should have known not to try tweaking HR's tail by requiring that the new lab assistant have nice legs and a big breast."

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dadeus   7/31/2015 3:24:01 PM
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PETA called.  We can't test how hot the units get this way anymore.  

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Re: Look out for them thar chickenhawks
zeeglen   7/30/2015 11:47:16 PM
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@BurntSushi IIRC, the little chickenhawk's response to Foghorn Leghorn is "You're not a rooster - You're a shnook!"

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David Ashton   7/30/2015 8:37:11 PM
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@Bill....smartypants....now you've ruined my entry :-))

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Putting the sunny side up...
BurntSushi   7/30/2015 6:54:46 PM
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At the press conference, the CEO of Aveggo indicated that there would be an appropriate incubation period for all business units within newly acquired Broodcom, and that the acquisition was truly an investment and not just a shell game.

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