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January 2017 Cartoon Caption Contest: "Rosy Resolutions"

1/3/2017 00:00 AM EST
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SandorD
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Re: January 2017 Cartoon Caption Contest
SandorD   1/23/2017 5:09:36 PM
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"...but it's exactly the same as last year's list!"

"Ah! Notice the first item: More efficient reuse of existing IP."

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Rosy Resolutions
BBROYGBVGWGSN   1/20/2017 4:29:40 PM
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Taking Scrum Methodology Sprint Reviews to the point of ridiculousness.

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dt_hayden   1/17/2017 3:22:53 PM
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Confusion and embarrassment filled the air when the first resolution was read:  A more professional and minimalist office environment.

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mental note
dt_hayden   1/17/2017 3:22:00 PM
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Given Dan's propensity to overreact, Ron made a mental note to NOT invite Dan to the Valentines Day celebration.

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dadeus   1/17/2017 2:03:59 PM
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The dog and pony couldn't be delivered on time. Thankfully, Bob thought outside the box and found some bells and whistles.

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2017 Re-solutions
2Torr   1/17/2017 1:05:38 PM
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Jerry presented his "revolutionary idea" of recycling solutions that worked in 2016:

1. record ideas

2. test ideas

3. if idea works, re-use it again and again.

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Delusions of Grandeur
2Torr   1/17/2017 12:56:16 PM
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1. 20% engineer salary cut

2. 10% manager salary hike; 10% larger party budget

3. More Parties + Happier Managers = Success!

 

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January Cartoon Contest
Parreco   1/13/2017 4:39:26 PM
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Marketing and Sales Dept. new years resolution:  We will no longer market or sell a product before the design is completed.

Engineering Dept. new years resolution:  We will no longer design products that self-destruct.

QA Dept. new years resolution:  We will no longer "fudge" the test results, in order for the product to ship.

Compliance Dept. new years resolution: (Same as the QA Dept.)

....and finally....

Maintenence Dept. new years resolution:  We will continue being content cleaning toilets.

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what meeting?
dt_hayden   1/12/2017 10:25:17 AM
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Jim from marketing returns from lunch, totally unaware there was a strategy meeting scheduled.

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where did it learn that?
Rick_Hille   1/12/2017 9:53:36 AM
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In addition to the AI "Tay" Twitter disaster, an unannounced parallel effort for an actual robotic AI self-learning Event Organizer, "Even-T", was also quietly ended after less controversial but similarly unexpected behavior emerged.

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