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March 2017 Cartoon Caption Contest: "Beware the Ides..."

3/1/2017 00:00 AM EST
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2Torr
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Stinkus Eradicus
2Torr   3/7/2017 3:10:01 PM
While Farticus gloats over the number of fatalities resulting from his noxious gas emissions, his doctor carefully prepares a cauterizing seal of disapproval.

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The Ides of March Madness
CB_EE   3/7/2017 3:09:33 PM
Brutus was furious when the soothsayer revealed that Caesar's randomly selected gladiator tournament bracket would pulverize the one resulting from the algorithm and computer he'd invented specifically for this purpose.  His reaction would set technology back thousands of years.

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Yield...
RWatkins   3/7/2017 2:58:23 PM
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Yeild unto Caesar that which is CeasarZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

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Beware the ides... ideas!
RWatkins   3/7/2017 2:51:28 PM
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Little-known and dating to the Roman Empire, is the real meaning of Re-Volt, first coined when an itenerant time-traveling technician presented Ceasar a megger without an instruction manual. History was written by the senators who observed and seized power afterwards.

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Beware the Ides of March 2017
drmrs   3/7/2017 2:40:41 PM
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Beware the Ides of March 2017, because the engineers demand the "execution" of their raises. Or, perhaps another variation of "execution" towards their boss.

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sales guy
dt_hayden   3/7/2017 9:52:55 AM
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Leave it to the sales guy to start selling the prototype before the solder hardens.

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To Comply or to Comply... that is the question.
2Torr   3/6/2017 1:10:42 PM
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The world's first lobbyist experiments with a new way to control senators, euphemistically called "compliance testing".

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Anal Antics
2Torr   3/6/2017 1:01:39 PM
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Caesar's pompus antics at the first senate invesitgation hearings demanded a fully independent probe.

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Beware the IDES of March
2Torr   3/6/2017 12:48:29 PM
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The world's first RF meter measured the level of Ridiculous Flatulence in the air, an unfortunate byproduct of consuming too much Caesar salad. This month, Farticus scored a 15 on the logarithmic IDES ( Incapacitating Deathly Excruciating Smell ) scale.

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Render unto Caesar
David Ashton   3/4/2017 2:43:25 AM
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"Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Before the Ides of March!  Else Sparkus here will be dealing with you!"

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