May 2012 Caption Contest: Elvis

5/3/2012 7:00 PM EDT

We've got Labview ELVIS running and he's claiming copyright infringement...

(National Instruments has an "Educational Laboratory Virtual Instrument Suite" - ELVIS)

5/4/2012 2:46 AM EDT

"It's caught in a trap
It can't get out
"cos there's no 'return' statement, baby...."

5/4/2012 9:44 AM EDT

In hindsight, we need to find a better location for the new LED spotlight.

"thankya veramuch"

5/4/2012 12:53 PM EDT

It's my time warp invention! Impressive, isn't it!

5/4/2012 1:02 PM EDT

"Now that is definitely something you should only be allowed to see from the waist up"

5/4/2012 1:06 PM EDT

"He 's the King of the lab."

5/4/2012 4:46 PM EDT

He is trying to draw attention away from his itty bitty right leg. Or was it his enormous left leg.

5/4/2012 7:56 PM EDT

Our new ESD test technician doesn't need a gun.

5/4/2012 11:12 PM EDT

Halfway through singing "A Fool Such As I", at the Kamakaze Karaoke Bar, Rodger realized he had forgotten to hit the enter key and resume the automated test.

5/4/2012 11:18 PM EDT

He faked his death so he could follow his true calling.

5/4/2012 11:22 PM EDT

Even down here he's still the King.

5/4/2012 11:33 PM EDT

He denies it, but he can't hide it.

5/4/2012 11:38 PM EDT

I'm a PHD engineer and he's a lab tech, but I can't stop loving him.

5/4/2012 11:40 PM EDT

Hail to the King.

5/4/2012 11:41 PM EDT

He's not only an engineer, he's got style.

5/4/2012 11:47 PM EDT

If you think that's snazzy, you should see him design.

5/4/2012 11:50 PM EDT

He's an eleven.

5/4/2012 11:58 PM EDT

This is our best kept secret. Elvis is our head designer.

5/5/2012 12:00 AM EDT

Sigh, I would even pay to watch him program machine language.

5/5/2012 12:02 AM EDT

He's no geek.

5/5/2012 12:06 AM EDT

I'm in love. Will my lab have the same test equipment?

5/5/2012 12:07 AM EDT

Forget him, look at that scanner!

5/5/2012 12:08 AM EDT

Please tell me he's single.

5/5/2012 12:14 AM EDT

He is our packaging designer.

5/5/2012 12:50 PM EDT

He's a UNLV graduate. His lab methods may not be the greatest, but his presentation is truely worthy of Vegas.

5/5/2012 1:14 PM EDT

Management thought that a Casual Dress Friday would enliven the staff. He's one enlivened Elvi!

5/5/2012 7:21 PM EDT

When the R&D company bought "Graceland" for their new HQ, strange things would happen in the Lab in the dead of night....

5/6/2012 4:43 PM EDT

His suspicious mind makes him one of our best QA test engineers.

5/6/2012 5:38 PM EDT

Our temp agency sent him over for the test technician position because his resume mentions his extensive recording experience.

5/6/2012 6:51 PM EDT

"Here's our virtual image-cloning lab. Can you tell if this particular image is authentic, or just a good impersonation?"

5/6/2012 9:19 PM EDT

Someone said music majors make great programmers but I have my doubts.

5/6/2012 9:39 PM EDT

He's our top coder... he performs at weddings and bar mitzvahs too.

5/7/2012 5:54 AM EDT

Sing to your plants to help them grow, and sing to your clock-trees to help yourself get sick leave.

5/7/2012 7:33 PM EDT

We had to take SOMEONE. The only other candidate was a Snoop Dogg imitator....

5/7/2012 10:17 PM EDT

Maybe he'd be willing to put on our blue anti-static lab coat if we let him wear his matching suede shoes?

5/8/2012 2:48 AM EDT

Elvis is not dead but works as a test technician.

5/8/2012 10:16 AM EDT

If we wouldn’t have invented that skin regeneration equipment we never would have known our T-rex skeleton from last month’s cartoon was actually the real Elvis.

5/11/2012 2:31 PM EDT

He's been looking for the [RETURN TO SENDER] key.

5/11/2012 3:55 PM EDT

It's so entertaining when Marketing thinks they can do engineering!

5/11/2012 6:32 PM EDT

This is the lab where our engineers spend all of their waking hours....also know as "Heartbreak Hotel".

5/11/2012 8:34 PM EDT

Who told Steve ISSCC is moving to Las Vegas this year?

5/12/2012 4:56 AM EDT

I'm not exactly sure what a "hunka hunka burnin love" is, but THAT can't possibly be it.

5/12/2012 5:46 AM EDT

There is no universe where That's All Right.

5/12/2012 5:48 AM EDT

"I'm horrified, but yet I can't look away".

5/15/2012 2:45 PM EDT

I think I'll synthesize a few more peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

5/15/2012 3:23 PM EDT

Actually, sequins make a great EMI shielding material.

5/16/2012 7:25 AM EDT

The sequins not only look great, but they also serve as my personal EMI shield.

5/16/2012 11:56 AM EDT

He just stands there all day, and admires his image on the webcam.

5/19/2012 2:25 AM EDT

HR thinks this will attract more women to Engineering.

5/19/2012 2:25 AM EDT

This is definately NOT "where the girls are".

5/23/2012 3:49 PM EDT

The King is alive and well. It was just a coma.

5/24/2012 3:23 PM EDT

"I'd wager a Las Vegas bet he's planning to audition again as entertainer for our International CES show booth."

5/24/2012 4:43 PM EDT

(You're the) Diode in Disguise

5/24/2012 4:51 PM EDT

"Little resistor", not "Little Sister"

5/25/2012 2:31 PM EDT

They said he could find our ground loop, but I think he ain't nothing but a ground dog.

5/31/2012 3:16 PM EDT

"A little less modulation, a little more attenuation please."

6/1/2012 1:42 PM EDT

And that's why lab work is so glamorous and entertaining.

6/1/2012 1:47 PM EDT

A rather unorthodox method of vibration testing...

6/3/2012 9:37 AM EDT

"I'm placing my online lunch delivery order, for some peanut butter and banana sandwiches."