Design Contests & Competitions
Caption Contest: board badminton
Sylvie Barak
1/14/2013 5:28 PM EST
Just getting out of bed on a cold January morning can feel like a bit of an Olympic feat, never mind getting into the full swing of things at work.
That's why this month, we're challenging you to a game of caption badminton. Ping your best ideas back and forth in the comment box below and we'll put the best ones to vote next month.
Up for grabs? A full size color version of the cartoon with your winning caption emblazoned across the bottom. Like a real life trophy.
So, limber up, and give it your best shot!

Related Stories
Discussion: EE Life's year in captions
Discussion: Caption contest: Santa Claus is coming to town!
Discussion: Wizard of Woz? Caption contest
Discussion: Caption Contest: Caveman on board
Discussion: Caption contest: Mars attacks!
That's why this month, we're challenging you to a game of caption badminton. Ping your best ideas back and forth in the comment box below and we'll put the best ones to vote next month.
Up for grabs? A full size color version of the cartoon with your winning caption emblazoned across the bottom. Like a real life trophy.
So, limber up, and give it your best shot!

Related Stories
Discussion: EE Life's year in captions
Discussion: Caption contest: Santa Claus is coming to town!
Discussion: Wizard of Woz? Caption contest
Discussion: Caption Contest: Caveman on board
Discussion: Caption contest: Mars attacks!
Navigate to related information


David Ashton
1/14/2013 5:59 PM EST
"This Arduino board has a much better bounce than the Raspberry Pi!"
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/14/2013 6:01 PM EST
New uses for old ISA PC cards: No. 235....
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/14/2013 6:06 PM EST
"Wow! The on-board accelerometer says you've set the record for delivery speed!
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/14/2013 6:08 PM EST
Now all we have to do is get the electronics miniaturised into a shuttlecock head and then we can go see the folks at Wii....
Sign in to Reply
Doug S
1/14/2013 6:20 PM EST
Everyone wanted to get their licks in on the new board design, but nobody wanted to be the last to touch it.
Sign in to Reply
elPresidente
1/15/2013 12:38 AM EST
The interns were hopelessly misguided, after being instructed to go play pong with the Atari before writing their game emulator.
Sign in to Reply
tangey
1/15/2013 5:04 AM EST
During their tea-break, the boffins while a way some time with the "in-to-net"
Sign in to Reply
Gary.Hannon
1/15/2013 11:38 AM EST
I do say, why toss a design over to software when you can thump it over with some Pizzazz?
Sign in to Reply
bnowak
1/15/2013 3:17 PM EST
Engineering and Quality battle it out to determine whose side the latest defective product lands on.
Sign in to Reply
MikeSmith2011
1/15/2013 4:19 PM EST
BOARDMINTON: Smashing boards has never been such fun!
Sign in to Reply
Don.Swaab
1/15/2013 8:24 PM EST
Engineering is my racket. What's yours?
Sign in to Reply
Don.Swaab
1/15/2013 8:24 PM EST
It improves morale when team members meet informally to bat around a new design.
Sign in to Reply
jscott_osi
1/16/2013 11:36 AM EST
It's a hardware problem!... No, it's a software problem!... Hardware!... Software!
Sign in to Reply
pumpya
1/16/2013 2:44 PM EST
Face it Mr. Book, you have no clue what tossing the idea around means, do you?
Or
Take that Ms. Google, I can do better search than just tossing something over!
Sign in to Reply
skal_jp
1/16/2013 6:20 PM EST
This new stress test method is really cool!
Sign in to Reply
skal_jp
1/16/2013 6:25 PM EST
Teardown is like tennis: smash and reverse.
Sign in to Reply
elPresidente
1/17/2013 10:46 PM EST
Pixar's new movie....Voll-E
Sign in to Reply
bnowak
1/18/2013 3:51 PM EST
Looks like we still need to put more effort into debouncing this circuit.
Sign in to Reply
gnomus
1/18/2013 4:13 PM EST
The politics became so bad at the company that management installed a tennis court in engineering so 'hot-potato' projects could be whacked back and forth.
Sign in to Reply
sudo
1/18/2013 11:12 PM EST
As the young engineers were instructed to clean up the back of the lab, they soon found that the old ISA board flies really well and the ferrite core memory panel makes a good net. They just didn't know what those things were...
Sign in to Reply
waaromikke
1/19/2013 12:35 PM EST
The interns were let loose and the system under worst case conditions test was in full swing.
Sign in to Reply
RickChuck
1/19/2013 1:47 PM EST
The engineers were intent on taking agile development to a new level.
Sign in to Reply
NoNIckName_#2
1/19/2013 3:22 PM EST
The new Highly Accelerated Life Test procedure has put the fun back in testing.
Sign in to Reply
NoNIckName_#2
1/19/2013 3:24 PM EST
The airodynamics of this new design really sucks!
Sign in to Reply
elPresidente
1/19/2013 6:01 PM EST
Really bad 'minton
Sign in to Reply
elPresidente
1/19/2013 6:05 PM EST
There's nothing as good, for an EE, as a game of Boardminton during lunch
Sign in to Reply
dadeus
1/21/2013 6:08 AM EST
Management's practice of empowering the interns took a wrong turn in the QA department and got a bit out of hand.
Sign in to Reply
dadeus
1/21/2013 6:10 AM EST
Hey, the sales team is at an off-site team building exercise so why shouldn't we?
Sign in to Reply
Parreco
1/21/2013 10:53 AM EST
The selling features of the product versus its actual capabilities....the on-going, back and forth squabble between Marketing and Engineering!!
Sign in to Reply
Redandgearhead
1/21/2013 11:01 AM EST
Oh nonononononono! This is a production problem, not an engineering problem. You didn't implement my design correctly.
Sign in to Reply
Chuck.Hill
1/21/2013 11:40 AM EST
So this is how marketing decides which projects to fund.
Sign in to Reply
bwmetz
1/21/2013 12:07 PM EST
And the concept of bit banging was born.
Sign in to Reply
bwmetz
1/21/2013 12:12 PM EST
Unintended Acceleration: Driver vs. Toyota Engineer
Sign in to Reply
bwmetz
1/21/2013 12:19 PM EST
"To get a date with Shelly you have to first beat her at Whack-A-Card"
Sign in to Reply
NoNIckName_#2
1/21/2013 8:51 PM EST
Cal thinks it'll take a little top spin to make his new line card dip under budget.
Sign in to Reply
tonym924
1/21/2013 10:04 PM EST
Carl and Melanie were thrilled to perform the ground bounce measurements on the new board design.
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/22/2013 4:20 AM EST
When the boss told us to get together and throw around a few ideas on the new board, I never thought it would be so much fun!
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/22/2013 4:23 AM EST
We're checking out the new board's net-working capabilities!
Sign in to Reply
kenw1213
1/24/2013 3:14 PM EST
Now, that's how you pass a packet over a mesh net-work!
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/24/2013 5:03 PM EST
"SMD is the way to go. Those old TO-92 transistors used to snag in the racquet strings..."
Sign in to Reply
ost
1/25/2013 2:46 AM EST
"The new ISO-1337 quality certification requires this circuit to withstand a set of 16 buggy whips"
Sign in to Reply
NoNIckName_#2
1/25/2013 6:40 PM EST
The traction on these anti-static floor mats is awesome!
Sign in to Reply
eewiz
1/25/2013 11:04 PM EST
Lets stress test this PCB made in china. Oh no it breaks easily. cheap quality.
Sign in to Reply
Munster
1/26/2013 12:28 PM EST
Until recently, Jackie thought of Herb as a
Board-ing person.
Sign in to Reply
David Ashton
1/26/2013 11:04 PM EST
"There's no budget for vibration test equipment, so the boss figured this would do instead!"
Sign in to Reply
ARasmussen
1/28/2013 11:05 AM EST
Hey, this "percussive troubleshooting" is rather fun.
Sign in to Reply
OmegaMan
1/28/2013 3:22 PM EST
They're testing a new method for wireless transmission.
Sign in to Reply
NoNIckName_#2
1/30/2013 11:18 AM EST
Who knew that Stephi Graf moonlights as a test engineer?
Sign in to Reply
bnowak
1/31/2013 3:38 PM EST
Gain. Set. Latch.
Sign in to Reply
Denis.Giri
2/4/2013 4:23 AM EST
Board going back and forth between hardware and software: who will mark the bug last ?
Sign in to Reply
M_S
2/5/2013 4:40 PM EST
A new take on tossing the design over the wall to production! It gets volleyed back & forth over the net.
Sign in to Reply