Wizard of Woz? Caption contest

11/2/2012 1:37 PM EDT

Norm testing his new hair growing app.

11/2/2012 4:12 PM EDT

Steve Jobs returning to annoint the next Apple design.

11/2/2012 6:35 PM EDT

An app for basic electrical engineering calculations! Oh joy! Rapture! I've got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?

11/2/2012 8:18 PM EDT

Product _enhancements_? I thought you said _enchantments_!

11/3/2012 6:13 AM EDT

Who was it said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic....?"

11/3/2012 6:15 AM EDT

I think this new smartphone's radiation level is too high....I'm seeing stars....

11/3/2012 9:51 AM EDT

Genius is 95% perspiration, 5% inspiration. Up until now, Bob only had the first part of that equation.

11/4/2012 5:07 PM EST

Remember when Wizards were just a program that set up something on your computer? Now, in the internet age, we can summon a REAL wizard!

11/5/2012 9:33 AM EST

Now I know how to put the magic smoke back into the chips!

11/5/2012 11:48 AM EST

Yes, I'm sure I asked for a reservation for the Bridgeport FERRY!

11/6/2012 9:00 AM EST

Bob’s signal was rapidly degrading until, alas, he was visited by the BlueTooth Fairy

11/6/2012 3:56 PM EST

Bob was struggling with his FPGA design until the enchantment of his recent System Verilog training suddenly took root.

11/7/2012 11:58 AM EST

Due to an unfortunate wand malfunction, the world's ugliest wizard-fairy accidentally turned Jerrod into a happy imbecilic software developer.

11/8/2012 9:19 AM EST

Wizard: "Wibblety-walbatty, fun and sun, we'll have reservations, before he's done!"

11/8/2012 8:33 PM EST

Bob was reminiscing about days of 10MHz designs when suddenly reality set in, but saved by wisdom in The Handbook of Black Magic.

11/8/2012 8:51 PM EST

The mature Harry Potter succeeds at yet another career.

11/9/2012 2:02 PM EST

Phone-a-Friend backup help.

11/9/2012 10:50 PM EST

The true origin of all our greatest technological discoveries was uncovered when the camera on a cell phone was accidentally left running.

11/10/2012 3:45 AM EST

A hologram projector in a cell phone! Now that's magic!

11/12/2012 1:44 AM EST

Siri, where is the old ferry?
Siri: The old fairy is right behind you.

11/12/2012 2:51 AM EST

Bob's phone order for a magic instant hair loss treatment became just that.

11/12/2012 1:24 PM EST

There, this gives you the power to always be the first in queue at the Patent office, and to be feared by all patent attorneys!

11/12/2012 2:59 PM EST

Bob fortuitously stumbled across a powerful undocumented object descriptor, reserved for internal use only by the tool developer.

11/12/2012 3:28 PM EST

"Tech support? I created an object called Merlin. I have an odd feeling that it may not be allowed, right?”

11/12/2012 4:22 PM EST

How does it work, you ask? It operates on the principle of FM....Freakin' Magic!!!

11/13/2012 11:55 AM EST

Bob was stunned by the phone call telling him he had been visited by the patent fairy.

11/14/2012 4:59 PM EST

I threw off the shackles of the oppressive Laws of Physics, and enrolled myself at the Hogwarts Academy of Engineering Wizardry.

11/14/2012 6:29 PM EST

After an exhaustive search of the existing literature, I found an untapped source of environmentally-friendly green energy: Pixie Dust!

11/14/2012 8:09 PM EST

Rather than relying on education, experience, and equipment. Management found an economical solution to development costs.

11/14/2012 8:11 PM EST

I would love to come in over the weekend.

11/14/2012 8:14 PM EST

Wow, I finally understand tech support.

11/15/2012 11:46 PM EST

Once again, Larry's fairy godfather manages to get past security, and lovingly makes him briefly forget that he's a nerd.

11/20/2012 6:33 PM EST

If only I could have a brain. Wait, there's an app for that!

11/25/2012 3:08 PM EST

Bob struck out on Black Friday; but even though lab-bound, he scored big-time with his new Cyber Monday Bargain Wizard app.

11/26/2012 10:35 AM EST

Are you here to help me with the software installation?

11/27/2012 1:33 AM EST

This is what separates engineers from common folk. The later think it's magic, the former know it is.

11/27/2012 8:23 PM EST

The new and improved engineer, powered by wizardry.

11/28/2012 12:05 AM EST

"I like all the technical wizardry, but can't you do it without the stars? They're really annoying...."