US Says "Screw It, We Give Up"Pocono Armchair Review
7/20/2012 9:24 PM EDT
After a long debate concerning student loan interest rates, the US Congress said "screw it, we don't want to subsidize loans for graduate students anymore, because we don't think we can compete internationally anyway. Sorry. Besides, we need the money for our life-time salaries after we leave Congress, courtesy of the taxpayer. Thanks, taxpayer."