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Brakeshoe   3/3/2011 10:29:34 PM
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Brian Roberts walking into the Comcast control room with his New and Improved NBC Peacock. http://TinyURL.com/NBCPeacock

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Christian Plante   3/4/2011 4:48:54 AM
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Can you help us? These analog scopes are just like your wings, we forgot what they're for...

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David Ashton   3/4/2011 11:36:49 AM
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Those green patterns are making me dizzy. Can I have some sand to bury my head in, please?

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Chesir   3/4/2011 6:49:32 PM
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By showing Management all this useless data, you can postpone dealing with problems *without* putting your head in the sand!

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dadeus   3/4/2011 6:51:06 PM
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We were gonna hire the T-Rex, because at least he has hands, but you are the bosses nephew, so...

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Le.Snelson   3/4/2011 6:56:27 PM
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Ah, now I know where the knobs have been going.

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MisterM   3/4/2011 6:57:13 PM
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Quality & Production vist The Engineering Lab

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je7728   3/4/2011 7:00:07 PM
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Management seems to think that any bird brain can figure this out. Let me know when you have a solution.

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dadeus   3/4/2011 7:14:26 PM
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Just peck at this randomly until the waveform matches the others. You co-ops will be engineers in no time.

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dadeus   3/4/2011 7:18:09 PM
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Harry decided he liked it better when the babboon ran the co-op program. At least they had fingers.

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festus   3/4/2011 7:25:49 PM
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I told the HR department I wanted an EMI engineer not an EMU engineer.

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WireMan0   3/4/2011 7:27:50 PM
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You really stuck your neck out when you bought these old scopes.

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no clever name   3/4/2011 7:30:36 PM
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After the budget for PBS was eliminated, Big Bird decided to train for a more secure job, USA based electronics design and production!

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matt.perry   3/4/2011 7:32:53 PM
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This is the test lab, the flight simulator is next door.

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Reagan.Thomas   3/4/2011 7:36:15 PM
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Hey, guys. I *told* you I'd get you an emu later!

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Reagan.Thomas   3/4/2011 7:44:06 PM
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Meh, ignore this one. I prefer my revised entry below.

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Reagan.Thomas   3/4/2011 7:38:30 PM
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Alternate: Hey, why'd you guys cobble together all this stuff? I *told* you I'd get you an emu later!

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nm2c   3/4/2011 7:42:26 PM
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First day for the new EMC Engineer

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spreadspcowboy   3/4/2011 7:51:28 PM
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Where's the bird brain that generated this EMC report?

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anupambakshi   3/4/2011 8:12:26 PM
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Sorry to break this to you - we have bigger eyes!

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DrFalcon   3/11/2011 3:49:28 AM
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funny

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Sudarshan.Krishnamoorthy   3/4/2011 8:13:31 PM
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Your long tales of missing EMU connectors wont fly well with me, mister

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moondoggie   3/4/2011 8:36:55 PM
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This, Mr. Phelps, is where we hatch all our new product ideas...and I want you to know that I didn't appreciate you telling the Board that we laid an egg last year.

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eebill   3/4/2011 9:01:25 PM
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Professor, someone said that the egg may have rolled somewhere in here.

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eebill   3/4/2011 9:07:23 PM
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Welcome to the lab. Someone told the boss that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and at this point in the project he's willing to try anything!

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eebill   3/4/2011 9:10:35 PM
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shhh...your daughter is playing 'hide-n-seek', and she's hiding behind that waveform analyzer over there in the corner...

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Stargzer   3/4/2011 9:17:41 PM
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What bird-brain built this test setup? Oh. Sorry!

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tfc   3/4/2011 9:34:19 PM
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Outsourcing Gone Wild

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tfc   3/4/2011 9:36:53 PM
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Jeff explains his job description to his new supervisor

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eebill   3/4/2011 10:29:40 PM
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I hope you enjoy our training class. I hope you don't have a ride waiting outside.

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eebill   3/4/2011 10:31:36 PM
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Yes, the ad says that we can train anyone...this ought to be interesting...

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eebill   3/4/2011 10:32:34 PM
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The sandbox is over there...

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ANON1254417770086   3/4/2011 11:08:42 PM
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I thought Wyle Coyote over at Intel was after Roadrunner.

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RickK   3/7/2011 9:08:45 AM
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Bob refuses to acknowledge the Ostrich in the room.

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dadeus   3/7/2011 11:01:22 AM
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No, I can't say EMI EMU GURU three times fast, so knock it off.

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BrainiacV   3/7/2011 8:49:12 PM
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With all this test equipment, we will not accept you sticking your head in the sand.

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Arjun763   3/7/2011 9:47:25 PM
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"I know the company's cutting costs.. But I sure did'nt expect this when they said that my new secretary is a tall chick with long legs... "

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Arjun763   3/7/2011 9:52:25 PM
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Too long for a caption maybe... Shortened it below..

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Arjun763   3/7/2011 9:50:33 PM
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"I sure did'nt expect this when they said my new secretary is a tall chick with long legs... "

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HniArsh   3/7/2011 11:04:04 PM
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it's very Abnormal!!!ah

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didymus7   3/8/2011 4:15:44 PM
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Hello, Mr CEO, sir. This is a delivery from Zoos-R-Us. It's from your employees. We were told to 'Give you the Bird'.

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A D Distler   3/8/2011 5:23:38 PM
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Uhhh, Ms. Bird, we noticed a discrepancy on the shape of your eggs yesterday. We'll need a Failure Analysis Report in one hour.

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agk   3/9/2011 3:47:38 PM
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Hi Nectar this is your place of work from now. You see here network analyzers in front of you and specially designed , speaks your language so that you can operate by replying, commanding and poking. In your back you have two inspecting analyzers monitoring your work and in case you deviate they speak alarm you and poke you. Best Regards and Go On!!

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agk   3/9/2011 4:07:04 PM
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Hi Boss Ostreich Welcome to your work place we analyzers are buit in with the artificial inteligence to match you Let us Start!!

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zeeglen   3/10/2011 12:11:49 PM
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In your resume you said you were good at kicking. If any of this equipment stops working, kick it.

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2bewildered   3/10/2011 10:58:10 PM
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Okay, this is where we mess with the boss's head. When he comes in the control room and says "whoah! What's up with the ostrich?" We all say "What ostrich?"

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Tony Tewell   3/11/2011 7:03:17 PM
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We're not off to a flying start. Perhaps "Project Ostrich" was a poor choice. Tony Tewell

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FinsUp   3/11/2011 7:17:10 PM
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I'm telling you Carl, Management wouldn't recognize the 'ostrich effect' even if it was staring them straight in the face.

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J Kosin   3/11/2011 8:25:46 PM
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Management comes in and says: 'So where is this problem you've found?'

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J Kosin   3/11/2011 8:33:06 PM
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Of course, the boss doesn't see the engineer has turned into an osterich.

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Flash Medallion   3/11/2011 8:49:21 PM
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We think you'll fit in supporting fast-running products that don't fly.

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Flash Medallion   3/11/2011 8:52:11 PM
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We think you'll fit in supporting fast-running products that don't fly.

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DennisMa   3/11/2011 9:26:23 PM
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We are beginning to understand that "Eµ" factor in the equation.

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Bytefield   3/12/2011 7:12:29 AM
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Oscilloscope, ostrich...very funny guys. Now, can we please get back to fabbing the plastic ottoman? Thank you.

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T in Az   3/12/2011 7:39:38 PM
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John, I told you to get approval for your research into Dimensional transmutation based on Critical String Theory.

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bwalker970   3/13/2011 12:01:00 AM
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Those instruments haven't had a good dusting in quite a while.

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undefined   3/13/2011 10:58:22 AM
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There was only one way to find why our echo cancellation algorithm was distorting ostrich's screech.

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didymus7   3/14/2011 10:32:36 AM
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Is this the EMU-lation department?

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didymus7   3/14/2011 10:33:32 AM
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Oh, yeah, great, Richard, 'down the hall is a chick with big...' Sheesh

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didymus7   3/14/2011 10:34:32 AM
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Oh, great, I just love open immigration! Hamid, it was emulation, not EMU-lation!

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didymus7   3/14/2011 10:43:55 AM
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Boss, You really need to learn to type. This 'hunt and peck' method stinks.

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didymus7   3/14/2011 10:44:45 AM
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Oh, sorry I was looking for Emulation, not Emu Relations.

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kprtyush   3/14/2011 11:34:20 PM
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after staring long enough to weird boxes every human starts looking like an ostrich.

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Don.Swaab   3/15/2011 12:08:00 AM
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Management hired him to monitor employee productivity, because he can see over cubicle walls.

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Don.Swaab   3/15/2011 3:09:03 AM
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You'd better hide in here. I heard the boss talking about cutting overhead.

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elPresidente   3/15/2011 3:21:30 AM
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Ostrich to king's bishop 3. Your move, Watson!

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Denis.Giri   3/15/2011 10:38:16 AM
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Sadly, our last beep interpret was eaten by a coyote. Anyway, welcome at ACME corp, M Runner.

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Rick_Hille   3/15/2011 5:29:53 PM
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"hey Phil, when you're done calibrating that scope, mind having a look at this ostrich? It keeps turning left."

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MatJr   3/16/2011 6:50:25 PM
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I thought maybe you could peck around and figure out whats wrong.

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new2coding   3/17/2011 9:18:28 PM
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I said we need buried eyes in silicon not we need buried eyes in the sand!

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new2coding   3/17/2011 9:22:26 PM
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You bird-brain! The boss is English, when he said hire a bird with long legs I don't think he meant this!

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new2coding   3/17/2011 9:23:52 PM
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I said bring in the emulater not, bring in an EMU Later!

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new2coding   3/17/2011 9:26:03 PM
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When managment cut the summer picnic budget the test department decided to take things into their own hands... Now if we can just get this EMU into the microwave chamber... no-no lay the breadcrumbs around here and then into the chamber...

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Parreco   3/18/2011 7:23:56 PM
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We modelled our latest product after you....big package, very little brains.

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JPNance   3/18/2011 7:28:45 PM
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"Hey guys! Our new intern from the zoo exchange program is here."

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JPNance   3/18/2011 7:31:45 PM
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Finally after a long court battle, the animal activists were successful in integrating the workplace.

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wayneb   3/19/2011 8:54:26 PM
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"Ed, this will be your work area. As you can see the Ergonomics folks have already adjusted the height of your workstation."

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Quantimm   3/20/2011 6:21:07 PM
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Hi, I'm Stu Camelus. Come on in. The workstation on the left is yours. They hired me soon after the downsizing at the zoo. What's your story?

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PradM   3/21/2011 6:19:22 AM
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Our random signal generator finally conked.... says here ur an expert on high speed randomness... not so good under pressure though... ill leave u to it then

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dadeus   3/21/2011 10:09:50 AM
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I was told the EMI in here messes with your head and makes you see things, but I .... WHOA!

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Paul for One   3/21/2011 1:38:24 PM
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. . . These are nice for pinpointing the fault, but we are really looking for someone willing to do physical inspections of underground cabling faults. Think you can handle it?

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Digerati Ohm   3/21/2011 7:48:18 PM
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So the boss says to me, "You're a resourceful guy. My kids want some really big Easter eggs this year..."

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Oscilloscope... ostrich... Dang it Bob, turn off autocorrect! Now, can we please fab that ottoman?

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MICHAEL.DWYER_#1   3/22/2011 3:29:19 PM
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Can you reach around there and unplug the network cable?

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The boss was to cheap to rent a VSWR meter, so we hired you instead. Put your head down this EMI shielding cable...What you not sure if its safe? It says right here in your resume that you are willing to stick your neck out... I am glad you have reconsidered...besides it gets easer once it gets dark. Jimmy, fire up the big BQ!

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Boris Loginov   3/22/2011 7:49:48 PM
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Do you spell EMU-later together or separately?!

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new2coding   3/22/2011 8:46:19 PM
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Depends on how much delay you can tolerate!

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SanAntone   3/23/2011 2:03:06 PM
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HR misunderstood when Engineering communicated they needed someone to replace all the turkeys that were fired in the last round of layoffs.

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SanAntone   3/30/2011 2:14:09 PM
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HR misunderstood when Engineering communicated they needed a strong candidate to replace all the turkeys that were fired in the last round of layoffs.

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SanAntone   3/23/2011 2:04:07 PM
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The trouble with our testing division was that most engineers were working at such a low level, no one was able to see the "big picture" ... Management thought it would be wise to bring in someone with more of a "bird's eye" view.

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Brakeshoe   3/24/2011 8:37:12 PM
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's tush with a feather… Perverted is when you use the whole ostrich!

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fotopro44   3/27/2011 12:12:39 AM
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When the Inspector comes in, bend all the way to the floor and start dusting, but this time, please do not lay an egg.

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Roger.Case   3/29/2011 2:36:22 PM
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Squawk??? Oh don't worryabout your qulifications...my boss said anyone with a large bird brain can operate this equipment!

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agk   3/29/2011 3:54:07 PM
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work like a Ostreich fish!

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Just wait in this room until the auditor leaves ... then you'll be back out on the production line in no time.



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