Steve's quest to heist a precision calibrator for his own department is thwarted by tight security. "Hi guys, the network was a little slow and I was just trying to trace the problem. Don't mind me. Heyyy...nice calibrator."
Too funny - and true. Long ago a new night security guard would lock doors to CAE rooms, next mornings we had to climb through the ceilings to get in. This went on for about a week before the word finally got through to security that the doors were not to be locked at night.