Max, you have out done yourself once more, love all these gems. Had a great chuckle, and loud laughter that make my day.
You would think that a church would not instigate sin, but I stand corrected. '-)
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
The one about Irving Benson and Jessie Carter reminded me of a funny joke told by British Comedian Tommy Cooper (RIP)...
He said that when he was young his family was poor and he had to share a bedroom with his siblings ... in fact it wasn't until he got married that he got to sleep alone ... (grin)
What are the engineering and design challenges in creating successful IoT devices? These devices are usually small, resource-constrained electronics designed to sense, collect, send, and/or interpret data. Some of the devices need to be smart enough to act upon data in real time, 24/7. Specifically the guests will discuss sensors, security, and lessons from IoT deployments.