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ReneCardenas
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re: Beware of church ladies with typewriters!
ReneCardenas   12/28/2011 3:30:34 AM
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Max, you have out done yourself once more, love all these gems. Had a great chuckle, and loud laughter that make my day. You would think that a church would not instigate sin, but I stand corrected. '-)

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OmegaMan   12/22/2011 9:13:44 PM
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

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jaadams2648   12/22/2011 7:57:03 PM
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"...hymn singing in the park at 7... Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin." Wouldn't God love a good proof reader and not a sinner! What are great column full of great big belly laughs!

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Max The Magnificent   12/19/2011 10:32:23 PM
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The one about Irving Benson and Jessie Carter reminded me of a funny joke told by British Comedian Tommy Cooper (RIP)... He said that when he was young his family was poor and he had to share a bedroom with his siblings ... in fact it wasn't until he got married that he got to sleep alone ... (grin)



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