Please ignore last entry. Fixing typo:
So...due to yet another budget cut, this is the new cost efficient way to communicate with our Shanghai office...HEELLOOO! CAAAN YOOOU HEEEAAAR USSS?!? LET'S STAART THE MEEETING!
CEO -"What happened here?"
Random Engineer- "... It’s all relative to an individual’s perspective sir. Some call it the great recession, others call it the housing market bubble, I call it the black hole."
CEO -"How can we avoid it?"
Same Random Engineer-"Well that is simple however few will agree with me. Just don’t invest in material goods that hold their value indefinitely even though their structural integrity is not maintained. Law of thermodynamics has shown us that everything wants to go to a higher energy state in turn causing decay and instability."
CEO -"English Please."
A Different Random Engineer -"You sure chief? Your CFO which currently lies at the bottom of this pit asked the same question. See as it stands we are not doing so good financially."