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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
MarkBort   3/1/2012 6:02:09 PM
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"Quick...notify our legal and tech pub teams! We need a 'exercise extreme caution' disclaimer added to the product user guide!"

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gvictor   3/1/2012 6:25:19 PM
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OK. New rule. PowerPoint presentations will now be ten slides max.

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MarkBort   3/1/2012 7:56:51 PM
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“Curious … this product self-recycling brochure states that at end of life, the product will be returned by the most direct way to the country of origin.”

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
jkdrum   3/1/2012 8:01:20 PM
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Hmmmm.. I always knew this company had a direct portal to Hell.

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jkdrum   3/1/2012 8:03:09 PM
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And now the managers are meeting with the company president..

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David Ashton   3/1/2012 9:45:58 PM
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I think Bill's experiment finally succeeded in creating a black hole...

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David Ashton   3/1/2012 9:48:13 PM
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"Sorry I'm late....is this where the presentation on the new concrete boring technology is??"

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jkdrum   3/1/2012 10:26:37 PM
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Somewhere in Iran engineers meet to discuss the latest nuclear developments.

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Don.Swaab   3/2/2012 12:11:11 AM
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The last thing the salesman said was, "If I'm not telling the truth, may lightning strike me."

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MarkBort   3/2/2012 1:42:06 AM
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One unfortunate side effect of the high price of crude oil encouraging inexperienced wildcat directional drilling near downtown LA.

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