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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
gvictor   3/29/2012 8:21:24 AM
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It will soon dawn on the people in the room that the 1st annual corporate "Hunger Games" have begun.

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:51:24 PM
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CEO -"What happened here?" Random Engineer- "... Itís all relative to an individualís perspective sir. Some call it the great recession, others call it the housing market bubble, I call it the black hole." CEO -"How can we avoid it?" Same Random Engineer-"Well that is simple however few will agree with me. Just donít invest in material goods that hold their value indefinitely even though their structural integrity is not maintained. Law of thermodynamics has shown us that everything wants to go to a higher energy state in turn causing decay and instability." CEO -"English Please." A Different Random Engineer -"You sure chief? Your CFO which currently lies at the bottom of this pit asked the same question. See as it stands we are not doing so good financially."

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ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:43:10 PM
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Project Engineer- "...and thats why you dont allow a anti-hydrogen cube at zero point energy to rapidly evaporate and come in contact with regular matter." Newbie- "So our ZPE-Electric Vehicle is of the project list?"

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:39:49 PM
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"...was it Yaogan XI that landed here"

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:37:45 PM
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Nothing to see here, itís just our mathematicianís resting place. He found an algorithm that determined all the prime numbers.

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:31:30 PM
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I told them the GOOGOL-Core processor was not ready.

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:29:58 PM
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Larry - "What happend?" John - "IT Installed Windows 8... Im guesing this is the new and improved Blue Screen of death."

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
ervin0072002   3/27/2012 4:21:03 PM
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I told him not to push the red button...

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parity   3/27/2012 1:28:00 PM
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Hmmm...smells like he had Mexican for lunch.

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re: March 2012 caption contest: Major crater
jkdrum   3/27/2012 1:15:49 PM
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With the hole in the floor, we can keep our eyes directly on manufacturing.

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