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radiomanwy9a
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re: These are the jokes the Muppet Show refused!
radiomanwy9a   4/25/2012 10:48:28 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "give me a beer and give me a mop." A sandwich sits down at the bar and the bartender says, "sorry. We don't serve food here." And finally..... A snail crawls (slithers) up to the bar and the bartender picks it up and gives it a 'twink with his finger and out the door it flies. About a year later, the same snail slithers back up to the bar and says "Hey! Why'd you do that?"

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radiomanwy9a   4/25/2012 10:43:23 AM
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Freudian slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother. A pair of jumper cables go into a bar, The bartender looks at them and says "don't you two start anything in here."

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sharps_eng   4/23/2012 8:58:04 PM
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Man goes into a pub, "Pint of bitter, please." "Sorry, mate, we've only got mild..." "That's all right, I've got my bike outside!" Thanks to Jim Kebbell.

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SteveD_Aus   4/23/2012 6:03:29 AM
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Actually, the bunny was for Duracell. You know, where he was always able to beat the carbon-zinc opposition with his alkaline. The Energizer character was just a hard cell...

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Battar   4/22/2012 5:48:08 PM
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Teacher to inattentive student in class - "Can you tell me the unit of electrical power?" Pupil wakes up. "What?" "And what is the unit of electrical resistance?" Student, unsure of himself - "Uhmmm"

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re: These are the jokes the Muppet Show refused!
Max The Magnificent   4/22/2012 3:52:26 PM
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Oh deary deary me ... and I thought I was bad :-)

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Max The Magnificent   4/22/2012 3:51:58 PM
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LOL

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zeeglen   4/22/2012 6:20:30 AM
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"Energizer bunny arrested -- charged with battery." The bunny has died from exhaustion. Someone put his Energizers in backwards, and he just kept on coming, and coming, and coming...

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re: These are the jokes the Muppet Show refused!
Jim Horn   4/20/2012 8:03:31 PM
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You can mention that there are *three* types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

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Max The Magnificent   4/20/2012 7:37:54 PM
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How about the one where an big muscular Irishman walks into a bar carrying a humongous pig under his arm. "Good Grief," says the barman, "that's a magnificent beast, where did you get him?" The pig looks up and replies "I won him in a raffle!"

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