Over the years I've been breathing, there has literly been "studies" indicating everthing from breathing to eating anything will cause death.
Max, if you fear your stink not stuff, just wait a few years. There will be a study nulifying the one you are worried about.
A long time ago, one of my English teachers used to say to us: I am prepared to accept all forms of American spelling (z's for s' etc.) but not "color"! That's just plain wrong lol He then used to go on for about 40-50sec trying to pronounce colour the way it's spelt in the US, murmuring: no, that's just plain wrong! :-)
PS. Never understood his particular problem with "color". He never made a big fuss about "labor" or "neighbor" :-)
The answer is that I am a "Cunning Linguist" who speaks two languages -- English and American (where the latter typically involves shorter words and a smaller vocabulary :-)
Since I currently hang my hat in Alabama, I feel it behooves me to pontificate in the local argot :-)
Just dissolve baking soda (sodium bicarbonate) in water until some is settled at the bottom, (saturated solution) apply that to a washcloth, and wipe the pits down. Smell gone... No magic chemicals at all, and very little work to boot.