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MarkBort   8/3/2012 7:32:49 PM
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Bob's eager and ready to demonstrate his new navigation app, with the endorsement of a gaggle of skilled Artic navigators.

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MarkBort   8/3/2012 7:40:14 PM
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Bob's eager and ready to demonstrate his new navigation app, with endorsements from a gaggle of experienced Antartic navigators.

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MarkBort   8/3/2012 8:05:49 PM
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"Hey, if my face-recognition app doesn't demo well, can you guys help me out and cover for me just this one time? You guys are the experts."

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MarkBort   8/3/2012 9:09:01 PM
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Hoping his new gadget will match skills, Bob joins the face-recognition QA lab new-recruit march to their orientation session.

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MarkBort   8/3/2012 10:14:05 PM
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Well-trained gadget aura keeps Bob safely on course despite his obvious immersion to the contrary.

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dave_dne   8/3/2012 11:46:50 PM
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Alpha geek leading the 'faithful' into the BoF session at the Linux conference.

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David Ashton   8/4/2012 12:22:55 AM
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This is the way to the Linux convention, right?

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David Ashton   8/4/2012 12:24:45 AM
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"Dude, your dress code's waaaaay out...."

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David Ashton   8/4/2012 7:40:37 AM
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"He's a reporter. You can tell from the press pass!"

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The Penguin   8/5/2012 4:28:47 AM
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We love these red herrings.

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TFCSD   8/5/2012 4:31:10 AM
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I don't know why ma, but I have a good feeling about this interview.

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TFCSD   8/5/2012 4:44:46 AM
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Don't worry boss, I'm the lead engineer and know EVERYTHING. Tell the salesman everything is under control and hope he's feeling better.

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TFCSD   8/5/2012 4:48:23 AM
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As you can see, I really do work with a bunch of bird brains.

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TFCSD   8/5/2012 4:50:51 AM
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Rumor has it, sushi is being served.

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TFCSD   8/5/2012 5:00:31 AM
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I going to lay low and no one will notice I'm not a Linux user and recording the presentation.

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David Ashton   8/5/2012 11:45:53 PM
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"No, I think the Linux conference is in room 3. We're here for the Sub-Antarctic fisheries conference..."

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David Ashton   8/5/2012 11:48:43 PM
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"I'm here at the "Miss Linux 2012" competition, and boy is there some competition!!"

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TFCSD   8/6/2012 3:21:25 AM
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Hank was excited to be part of a penguin march until it lead to the meeting.

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TFCSD   8/6/2012 3:36:02 AM
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I know it's silly, but now I enjoy meetings.

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Denis.Giri   8/6/2012 9:33:46 AM
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Naming committee enters meeting room at Ferrero's headquarters, in 1995. The new chocolate bar will be named Kinder Pingui

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BigTech0   8/6/2012 6:39:09 PM
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A cup of hot coffee can keep me happy even in the coldest weather.

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BigTech0   8/6/2012 6:40:38 PM
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With the AC stuck "on", the building was getting a bit chilly.

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MarkBort   8/6/2012 7:19:16 PM
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Having lost majority this year at the embedded OS conference, Bob and his staunchest supporters are forced to find their own breakout session venue.

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Denis.Giri   8/7/2012 7:23:16 AM
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"drinking bird 2.0" and their inventor meeting with a VC.

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MarkBort   8/7/2012 7:43:04 PM
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"I hope the tweet is legit. I know you guys came a long way expecting the Tux Look-alike Convention."

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jkdrum   8/8/2012 1:32:51 PM
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I knew I should have worn my suit to the conference!

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beatab   8/8/2012 2:49:50 PM
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After 2 months of Win detox,I believe I am on the way to recovery...

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MarkBort   8/8/2012 7:22:33 PM
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"We're a bit late, so let's do what seems natural ... let's slip in together without a big splash."

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skal_jp   8/8/2012 11:06:48 PM
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Why do the R&D guy always stand out of the lot?

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nonickname_#3   8/9/2012 8:38:30 PM
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I'm not sure I should have been on the invite list for this meeting. Everyone else looks to be Marketing.

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Wnderer   8/10/2012 5:28:47 PM
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After attending one of her meetings, Bob understood why the new manager was referred to as the 'Ice Queen'.

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MarkBort   8/10/2012 8:02:45 PM
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"Be on your guard guys....this human Shark Tank can be just as perilous as ... well you know."

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RickChuck   8/10/2012 10:31:56 PM
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Bob was beginning to understand why "swimming" and "working well in groups" were required skills for the job he was interviewing for.

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ANON1254417770086   8/11/2012 3:41:59 AM
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Boy, my new pequin robots should be a real hit at the conference.

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ANON1254417770086   8/11/2012 3:44:53 AM
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I hope they work better than my spelling.

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Chuck.Hill   8/12/2012 2:40:45 AM
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As usual, Bob shows up inappropriately dressed for the event.

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nonickname_#3   8/12/2012 7:15:02 PM
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Yeah I'm sufficiently nerdy--I think I'll fit right in.

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didymus7   8/13/2012 10:21:24 AM
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According to Siri, the Windows 8 conference is this way.

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didymus7   8/13/2012 10:22:07 AM
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These days it's tough to tell the difference between Linux and Android.

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TGR0   8/13/2012 12:46:47 PM
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"Something's fishy about Conference Room 2."

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TGR0   8/13/2012 1:13:20 PM
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Percy went to the "Sea World" Conference expecting the world's C programmers.

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madmcmac   8/13/2012 1:38:46 PM
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Who is the guy with all the "suits"

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nonickname_#3   8/14/2012 8:04:46 PM
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I'm not going to miss this lunch & learn--they're serving sushi.

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Parreco   8/15/2012 10:50:49 PM
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Not only is the new engineer a "bird-brain", his designs won't fly.

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MarkBort   8/17/2012 8:28:24 PM
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Bob's ready to present intern engineer mentoring results. His only regret is failure to imprint the pocket protector on this neat generation.

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MarkBort   8/17/2012 9:31:23 PM
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“Remember when the MC asks the audience to give you a warm welcome ... it’s not rudeness, it’s a culture thing ...”

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Sheetal.Pandey   8/19/2012 12:58:42 PM
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We are going to Antartica-Madagdascar!

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MarkBort   8/20/2012 7:08:55 PM
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Bob and his crack navigators respond to the call after company negotiations iced up, nearing that proverbial slippery slope.

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Don Swaab   8/25/2012 12:27:53 PM
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The managers all dress alike. There is nothing to distinguish one from another, not even a pocket protector.

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seaEE   8/25/2012 9:03:01 PM
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Gil did not yet know that his clients would require all his calculations and graphs be converted to polar coordinates.

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Reagan.Thomas   8/27/2012 5:21:20 PM
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At once stunned, giddy and frightened, Linux Kernel Summit 2013 attendees leave a briefing where Linus Torvalds had just announced that he will be joining Microsoft to aid their transition of Windows to GPL.

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skal_jp   8/28/2012 3:46:47 AM
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This conference "User interface: from PEN to GUI" looks interesting. Hope I'll get a good seat.

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MarkBort   8/28/2012 6:58:49 PM
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Here's a URL candidate for you guys ... www.foot.org is reserved, but no content.

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Don Swaab   8/29/2012 6:37:27 PM
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The dress code for managers sure is boring. I'm glad I'm an engineer.

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nonickname_#3   8/30/2012 11:53:26 PM
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Hey Ned, is the AC still stuck full on in conference room 2?

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bnowak0   9/7/2012 12:33:42 PM
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Mr. Popper never goes anywhere without his entourage

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bnowak0   9/7/2012 12:35:14 PM
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Bob, to himself: "this is the last time I'm attending the Antarctic Design Expo"

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Don Swaab   9/8/2012 1:06:09 AM
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The dress code for managers sure is boring. It's lucky we engineers are such outstanding dressers.

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WireMan0   10/26/2012 6:35:49 PM
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Fred never got pigs to fly, but he did get penguins to do the "Cha Cha Slide." Yup, there's an app for that.



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