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David Ashton   2/4/2013 9:03:22 PM
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Bob tries to splice some python genes into his bean plant......

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David Ashton   2/4/2013 9:04:53 PM
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We were trying to develop natural antennas with built in loading coils, but.....

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Doug_S   2/4/2013 10:55:54 PM
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Ever since Dave sequenced the DNA of a kudzu vine and a boa constrictor, any managers who interfered with his gene splicing work seemed to mysteriously disappear.

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skal_jp   2/4/2013 11:12:06 PM
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Jack the hardware bug slayer.

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skal_jp   2/4/2013 11:21:40 PM
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To really fix the problem, you need to find the root of the problem.

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David Ashton   2/5/2013 12:18:34 AM
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Jack finds there's no giant at the top of the beanstalk, just an evil scientist...

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Wnderer   2/5/2013 3:28:09 PM
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In the 21st century, many electronic engineers played an important role in the development of bio-technology.

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Wnderer   2/5/2013 3:34:46 PM
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Or maybe. In the 21st century, many electronics engineers helped support the growing field of bio-technology.

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jscott_osi   2/5/2013 5:47:46 PM
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I heard it through the grapevine that Bob is leaving...

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bnowak0   2/5/2013 6:13:46 PM
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"Audrey II, please escort the nosey project manager out of my laboratory"

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bnowak0   2/5/2013 6:21:45 PM
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"Bob, you misunderstood my request for the company to pursue a Green initiative"

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ndancer01   2/5/2013 6:39:15 PM
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Too much bull-ion in the branch statement

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ndancer01   2/5/2013 6:40:27 PM
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This is another "vine" mess you've gotten us into.

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ndancer01   2/5/2013 6:45:10 PM
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Branch statements, infinite loops, spaghetti code, logic traps, and now, global variables. It's Attack of the Killer Apps!

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Chris.Wyland   2/5/2013 7:04:51 PM
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Bob can't join the webex. He's wrapped up in an exit interview.

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Wnderer   2/5/2013 11:11:55 PM
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The memo said that the engineers would be transferred to the new plant.

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pasturi   2/6/2013 9:56:42 PM
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You really let me into your plant,Dexter, but I'm not grapeful!

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pasturi   2/6/2013 10:00:42 PM
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You sure let me into your plant, Dexter, but I'm not grapeful.

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seaEE   2/7/2013 5:14:06 AM
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"Clyde, I haven't found the resonant frequency of this circuit yet, but I seem to be getting some weird antenna effects. Clyde?"

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Knob   2/7/2013 8:21:26 AM
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The LDAP development team failed to anticipate retaliatory action from the Banyan Vines

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Paul Glaubitz   2/8/2013 8:13:02 PM
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The transporter development team need your help! The Python code somehow got spliced with the plant test subject....

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GoBears84   2/8/2013 8:14:28 PM
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I've got a problem with this code and I can't quite wrap my mind around it.

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Parreco   2/8/2013 8:21:42 PM
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Yeah, as a matter of fact....we are enforcing our new non-disclosure agreement policy....why do you ask?

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AndyKunzHH   2/8/2013 8:30:56 PM
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Dear Mr. Mushnik, I've given up on horticulture in general, Audrey Jr. in particular, and have now started into electronics. Your friend, Seymour Krelboyne

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GoBears84   2/8/2013 8:37:06 PM
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The plant put the squeeze on Bob to get the latest prototype into production by the end of the month.

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Silverlock   2/8/2013 8:38:09 PM
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Feed me, CMOS!

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Silverlock   2/8/2013 8:38:59 PM
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Guthrie realized he had misheard the marketing director when he had said their new product was divine.

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pasturi   2/8/2013 9:13:39 PM
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Oh! Have I got plants for you!!

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NoNIckName_#2   2/8/2013 9:14:17 PM
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The landscape maintenance department stages a company coup.

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pasturi   2/8/2013 9:22:19 PM
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There IS a happy ending to this....and they lifted happily everafter.

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tduepner   2/8/2013 9:48:18 PM
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No worries, man! We set the largest lobe of the antenna over the farmers field next door. TeraWatt here we come!

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Dav_E   2/8/2013 11:53:04 PM
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Messing with Mother Nature I see.

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alkey3   2/9/2013 2:44:42 AM
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These Creeping Features from Marketing will be the Death of this project!

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David Ashton   2/10/2013 1:28:16 AM
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Bob regrets his choice of Python as the language for his Bio-tronics project....

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seaEE   2/10/2013 7:09:15 AM
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Rumors had abounded that their competitor had placed a plant somewhere in their building...

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pasturi   2/10/2013 7:20:08 PM
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-"Don't just stand there! Do something!" -"I'm tying! I'm tying!"

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pasturi   2/10/2013 7:26:56 PM
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"She fancies you, man! She thinks you're Mr. Bean!"

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pasturi   2/10/2013 7:45:59 PM
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It all started with a bind date. It ended up with tying the knot....and they lifted happily everafter.

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pasturi   2/10/2013 7:51:08 PM
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As the saying goes: "There's no love among leaves!"

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:19:05 AM
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Grapevines you say? I would just ignore them because round here they never amount to anything but idle rumors and gossip.

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:27:07 AM
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Come to brag again about your biology projects doing something better than silicon?

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:36:40 AM
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An old fashioned hardware On/Off switch would be handy right about now wouldn't it?

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:40:28 AM
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Your right, we can't program a FPGA to do that.

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:48:11 AM
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It depends,there's several health reasons why certain plants are not allowed in offices, Why do you ask?

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 6:53:14 AM
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Let me guess? Now you want my opinion?

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TFCSD   2/11/2013 7:01:06 AM
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The way I see it, things might have worked out a tad better if engineering had been asked for some input on requirements.

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kaygeeesan   2/11/2013 2:17:34 PM
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OK deal - I stop whining about the lack of comments in your code and you stop the vine treatment.

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kaygeeesan   2/11/2013 2:20:29 PM
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Management's new way of handling the office whiners

matt.perry
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matt.perry   2/11/2013 2:45:37 PM
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Jack had warned the bean counters to stay away.

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Rick_Hille   2/12/2013 2:49:29 PM
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Hang on Frank, I've got an App.. er, axe for that!

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Rick_Hille   2/12/2013 2:51:24 PM
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Virgil ran into an unexpected twist in his organic solar cell project.

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jkdrum   2/12/2013 3:00:36 PM
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Our newest engineer came from an Ivy league school.

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jkdrum   2/12/2013 3:02:20 PM
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It's not like good engineers just grow on trees.

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jkdrum   2/12/2013 3:06:22 PM
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Ahh! Does anyone here have a background in Bio-science?

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NoNIckName_#2   2/14/2013 1:02:36 AM
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Bad News: When Richie's LED grow light phase locked at his potted plant's resonant frequency, his Creeping Charlie outgrew his office. Good News: The manager head count seems to be going down.

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jkdrum   2/19/2013 3:02:35 PM
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This is what happens when ordinary houseplants are exposed to CFL light bulbs!

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NoNIckName_#2   2/21/2013 12:23:50 AM
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Oh oh, the plant has another open personnel req.

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TFCSD   2/22/2013 6:14:38 AM
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I would like to help, but it's not covered by my job description.

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Chuck.Hill   2/22/2013 7:19:58 PM
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When they gave Bob his own lab and said "see what you can come up with", I knew something like this would happen.

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BrainiacV   2/22/2013 7:36:09 PM
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Carl calmly demonstrated his new biotechnology to the consternation of the rep from Plantronics.

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NoNIckName_#2   2/22/2013 9:30:25 PM
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It's a little late, but Seymour now regrets naming his office plant "Audrey II."

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Mark.Goettsche   2/25/2013 6:40:24 PM
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The new signal tracer from Plantronics is a winner! It tracks down the source of the error and indicates the problem area using advanced clamping mythology. Optional bonus feature: emitting an audible signal to indicate success!

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pasturi   2/25/2013 9:01:35 PM
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All I said was:"I want to go on leave!"

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pasturi   2/25/2013 9:04:51 PM
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"Your experiment leaves a lot to be desired, professor!"

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Don Swaab   2/28/2013 4:34:24 PM
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He's our new Java Beans developer.

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Don Swaab   2/28/2013 4:35:04 PM
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I'm climbing the corporate beanstalk.

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Don Swaab   2/28/2013 4:35:30 PM
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How old ARE those coffee beans in the break room?

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BackplaneGuy   3/1/2013 8:40:28 PM
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A little shop of horrors.

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Gruntmaster5000   3/2/2013 4:16:20 AM
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Of COURSE it was tragic for his family, but um, erh, it's not like anybody is going to miss the plant manager inspecting OUR lab.

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Denis.Giri   3/4/2013 7:59:18 AM
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Found a tree!!! Not such if it's ever "been hairy", though...

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didymus7   3/7/2013 1:57:53 PM
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...then the company hired Seymour as the director of Human Resources.

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didymus7   3/7/2013 2:00:18 PM
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Little did Peter know what the responsibilities of being 'Plant Manager' really entailed.

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didymus7   3/7/2013 2:01:17 PM
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The cartoon contest judge should really have chosen Seymour's caption.

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BrainiacV   3/22/2013 6:25:16 PM
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And the better late than never entry is: As badly as Carl had misunderstood his directive to use Banyan Vines, Bob was glad he hadn't told him to use the Web.



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