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Videobub
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Videobub   3/8/2013 7:24:57 PM
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Levity, levitation. Same difference guys! Either one means a bad joke happens, right?

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kteam42   3/8/2013 7:22:07 PM
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Even at a party, Bob always has to try and show everyone else up.

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BrainiacV   3/8/2013 7:22:04 PM
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Proofreading e-mails before sending is essential. It should have read "There will be no more clowning around at meetings." The omission of the word, "no" was unfortunate.

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plink   3/8/2013 7:20:14 PM
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You simply attach it to the balloon.. and it goes up into the cloud.

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Silverlock   3/8/2013 7:14:06 PM
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"So, to keep this meeting lighthearted, anyone who wishes to speak must first breathe in some helium from his or her balloon."

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OmegaMan   3/6/2013 5:34:29 PM
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Bob made his point about shrinking profits and ballooning costs.

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Model A   3/6/2013 5:06:24 PM
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This year, our corporate R&D tax credits from the polititians in Washington are nothing but hot air.

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bnowak0   3/6/2013 4:25:29 PM
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A group of engineers putting a box of condoms to use, the only way they know how...

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seaEE   3/6/2013 5:20:13 AM
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"So we cut the weight of our product by 1/3 at about two pennies additional cost."

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JeffL_2   3/5/2013 8:41:12 PM
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...and under the old retirement plan we received a lot of complaints from employees that upper management was getting so-called "golden parachutes", or unfairly lucrative deals compared with what the average employee receives, so we came up with this new system which is clearly much more equitable. Any questions?

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