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Denis.Giri
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
Denis.Giri   3/11/2013 8:50:54 AM
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Now that everyone has to move around with as many helium balloons as he has subordinates, the CEO doesn't leave the building on windy days anymore

BrainiacV
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
BrainiacV   3/10/2013 11:44:55 PM
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Bob was hoping the visual aids would illustrate the ballooning costs of the project.

BrainiacV
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
BrainiacV   3/10/2013 3:38:50 PM
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Bob hoped, maybe this time, the project will get off the ground.

David Ashton
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
David Ashton   3/8/2013 11:53:24 PM
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Bob realised his "Balloons for Bad Ideas" session was not a good idea when he ended up with more balloons than everyone else....

DavesGarage
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
DavesGarage   3/8/2013 9:58:21 PM
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Jeff asked me to add balloons to my flowchart presentation this afternoon... Did everybody get one? I have plenty.

Rick_Hille
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
Rick_Hille   3/8/2013 8:55:23 PM
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The first "float your idea" session got off to a bad start when it became apparent that nobody thought to bring marker pens

Chuck.Hill
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
Chuck.Hill   3/8/2013 8:52:56 PM
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Our financial performance didn't support paying out bonuses this year, so we have these great balloons instead!

Quickbadger
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
Quickbadger   3/8/2013 8:31:08 PM
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Management thought that employee ratings should be more visible to promote peer competition.

Quickbadger
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
Quickbadger   3/8/2013 8:28:57 PM
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Bob was a real veteran of these "Balloon-Storming" meetings.

gizmo.mdk
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re: Party down with the March caption contest
gizmo.mdk   3/8/2013 7:57:04 PM
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Good Morning Everyone: I called this meeting to inform you all of the bad news. Due to the sequestration cuts, our main source of revenue has been cut. Therefore, we'll all have to stop clowning around and actually produce a real product and do real work for a change. So everyone back to your desks and get crackin'!!!

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