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Max The Magnificent
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Don't make me laugh!
Max The Magnificent   7/23/2013 2:05:25 PM
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I've got a great engineering-related joke to share with you -- but I'm saving it for the chat on Friday.

Also, if you have any engineering-related jokes, I'd love to hear them, so make sure you join me on Friday -- "B There or B Square!" :-)

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Tom Murphy   7/23/2013 4:47:46 PM
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Jokes?!  Oh, count me in, Mr. Magnificent.   I'll be there.  It's worth attending for that alone, although I suspect you'll have other points of discussion as well...

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MeasurementBlues   7/23/2013 5:47:07 PM
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Oh, IC. So your joke frequency is one per week?

Max The Magnificent
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Max The Magnificent   7/23/2013 6:00:10 PM
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@Tom: I suspect you'll have other points of discussion as well...

I suspect you are right... but If I told you what they are then you would know everything that I know, at which point instead of being super I would be superfluous :-)

Max The Magnificent
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Max The Magnificent   7/23/2013 6:01:12 PM
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@Measurement Blues: So your joke frequency is one per week?

Oooh, that hertz!


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MeasurementBlues   7/23/2013 6:54:39 PM
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@Max, speaking of bad jokes. See the message board I started on Planet Analog.

 

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kfield   7/24/2013 2:08:49 PM
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I have some excellent engineering jokes - but you'll have to wait until Friday!

Max The Magnificent
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Max The Magnificent   7/24/2013 2:10:47 PM
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@kfield: I have some excellent engineering jokes - but you'll have to wait until Friday!


I'd tell you a joke now ... but you'd only laugh at me :-)

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Max The Magnificent   7/24/2013 2:12:39 PM
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@kfield: I have some excellent engineering jokes - but you'll have to wait until Friday!


I always remember the line from the famous British comedian -- Bob Monkhouse -- who said:

"People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

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DrFPGA   7/25/2013 3:11:28 PM
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Max- There is an error in your code. Should be "(BThere | (B*B)".

 

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