I once had a sales rep stop by my office and he left me a can of "Dr. E. Howard Zepnik's BS repellent". I can't tell you how many times it came in handy over the years. Unfornuately, it's empty now. If anyone knows where I can get more of htis magical potion, I'm interested!!
@Max....not sure it is sprayable, but rocking horse poo always comes in handy...so when someone comes and says "I can't find any XXXXX, it's like rocking horse s***, you can say "Well I've got that, now go and find some XXXXX !!
Well, I know these are supposed to be fictious items, but it just dawned on me that a can of Marvel Mystery Oil would fit right in. Every time I changed the oil in my old Aerostar van I added a few ounces of the stuff. I gave the van away four years ago with 400,000 miles on the original engine...and it's still running today.
My mother used to work in a doctor's office with a British woman, a WWII "war bride". She always had one handy. It was the first that I had seen a Round Tuitt. That was in the 1970s. The "Jinx Remover Spray" is getting a little old at this point too. It's been a common gift shop item for a long time.
I've often thought that there might be some off-label use for "Anti Monkey Butt Powder" (a legitimate product).