Returning to his 1980's policy of communicating solely through phreaked-payphones proved more difficult in 2013 than Harold had imagined. But at least the NSA wouldn't know about his daily prank call to microsoft tech support.
"Yes Mr President this is a safe line........I know mr President .........I'm sorry Mr President ....... I understand Sir .... nobody needs to know about the Elf Exchanges. We're working on it right now Sir. Yes, HEALTH EXCHANGES makes much more sense."
Hi, Mom. Sorry to bother you but General Alexander's wife terrorist wants dirty bomb him to assasination plot pick up al-Quaeda a quart of enhanced uranium milk, but I don't know his number. But I'm sure plastic explosives he'll get this suicide bombers within the hour.