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seaEE
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FPGA
seaEE   1/6/2014 11:25:42 PM
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Call it FPGA: Funny Punny Giggles Ahead

 

Q: What's purple and commutes?

A: An abelian grape

David Ashton
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Would a limerick do?
David Ashton   1/6/2014 6:45:06 PM
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One of my favourites is a limerick about Klein bottles:

A mathematician named Klein

Thought the Möbius Strip was divine

Said he, "If you glue
The edges of two

You get a weird bottle like mine."

There's a lot more here

http://www.kleinbottle.com/cartoons_and_limericks.htm

lukemiller
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Re: Number insults
lukemiller   1/6/2014 5:49:24 PM
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Thats good....

Max The Magnificent
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Re: Number insults
Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 4:48:55 PM
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@zeeglen: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Arrggghhhhh LOL

zeeglen
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Re: Number insults
zeeglen   1/6/2014 3:40:40 PM
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

David Ashton
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David Ashton   1/6/2014 3:12:56 PM
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@Dec66...I just used the 10 kinds of people one in my article

http://www.eetimes.com/author.asp?section_id=36&doc_id=1320533

It's an oldie but a goodie.

Max The Magnificent
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Re: Max does comics
Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 2:59:16 PM
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@kenw1213: I think you should just call it "MAXims".

LOL -- now all I have to do is learn how to draw :-)

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Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 2:58:20 PM
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@AZskibum: The letter i says to the letter pi, "be rational." Pi replies, "get real."

Good one -- and certainly one that Luke could use for his strip.

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Max does comics
kenw1213   1/6/2014 1:22:34 PM
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"Now I want my own cartoon strip. But what should I call it?"

I think you should just call it "MAXims".

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Number insults
AZskibum   1/6/2014 1:20:20 PM
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The letter i says to the letter pi, "be rational." Pi replies, "get real."

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