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betajet
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The world's shortest stand-up routine
betajet   1/4/2014 2:45:13 PM
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There are only a handful of really good mathematics jokes, and each one requires more math so you lose more of the audience.  For example, this one:

Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with an elephant?

A: Owl elephant sin(theta).

Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a mountain climber?

A: Can't do it, a mountain climber's a scaler.

Then there's the Polish Airline joke, the Calculus joke, and a really good one about a topologist.

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Number Jokes
dec66   1/6/2014 8:30:24 AM
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A classic and one of my favorites:

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't"

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Diminished Radix Compliment
betajet   1/6/2014 9:40:30 AM
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That's a pretty good joke, but not in my top 10 (base TBD).  I guess this is a diminished radix compliment.

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Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 11:21:19 AM
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@betajet: I guess this is a diminished radix compliment.


Good One!!! LOL

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Number insults
AZskibum   1/6/2014 1:20:20 PM
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The letter i says to the letter pi, "be rational." Pi replies, "get real."

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Max does comics
kenw1213   1/6/2014 1:22:34 PM
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"Now I want my own cartoon strip. But what should I call it?"

I think you should just call it "MAXims".

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Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 2:58:20 PM
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@AZskibum: The letter i says to the letter pi, "be rational." Pi replies, "get real."

Good one -- and certainly one that Luke could use for his strip.

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Max The Magnificent   1/6/2014 2:59:16 PM
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@kenw1213: I think you should just call it "MAXims".

LOL -- now all I have to do is learn how to draw :-)

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David Ashton   1/6/2014 3:12:56 PM
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@Dec66...I just used the 10 kinds of people one in my article

http://www.eetimes.com/author.asp?section_id=36&doc_id=1320533

It's an oldie but a goodie.

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zeeglen   1/6/2014 3:40:40 PM
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

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