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yamanoor
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Sir Cumference?
yamanoor   1/17/2014 1:48:12 PM
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Well, mathematical AND kinky! 

randk
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Number joke
randk   1/17/2014 1:43:04 PM
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There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary and...

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Re: Root beer
BigTech0   1/17/2014 1:42:17 PM
Not bad...


I like this one:

  Q: Why can't computer scientists distinguish between Christmas and
     Halloween?
  A: Because  oct(31) = dec(25)



(The site didn't seem to let me post a reply to the main article...)

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Noah and the snakes
ral613   1/17/2014 1:28:29 PM
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Here is one I read in Scientific American many years ago.

It's after the flood, the waters have receded and the ark has grounded. Noah kicks down the ramp and says to the animals "Go forth and multiply!" All goes well until the snakes come to the door. "But Noah, we cannot multiply, for we are adders."

Noah is irritated. He grumbles, then grabs his axe and goes off toward a nearby forest. He chops down enough wood to make a crude table. Then he goes back to the ark and says to the snakes "Behold, I have built you a table of logs. Now you adders can multiply!"

 

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Root beer
ral613   1/17/2014 1:21:38 PM
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If you put root beer in a square glass, do you get real beer?

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