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kfield   2/6/2014 5:22:46 PM
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"Mastering the Fine Art of Finger Pointing"

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Max The Magnificent   2/7/2014 11:35:05 AM
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@kfield: "Mastering the Fine Art of Finger Pointing"

By Iva Digit?


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Garcia-Lasheras   2/7/2014 2:46:50 PM
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I was trying to find some examples to tell my own book title joke, but I've found this list of the 30 worst book covers and titles and I'm afraid I'm too shocked now -- and I know that Max already knows at least a couple of these ;-)

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Max The Magnificent   2/7/2014 2:57:38 PM
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@Garcuia: ...but I've found this list of...

OMG!!!

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Garcia-Lasheras   2/7/2014 3:27:48 PM
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Max... "DIY Tardis: a practical guide for mantaining your chief editor busy"

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David Ashton   2/8/2014 6:33:08 PM
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Max....Javi said " ...but I've found this list of..."

I note no 7 is "Hitler - neither vegetarian nor animal lover" with an intrroduction by Martin Rowe.

That's not OUR Martin Rowe, is it??? :-)

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Garcia-Lasheras   2/8/2014 7:16:05 PM
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@David: I'd already realized that one, but I didn't want to ask -- there are things in this strage world that are best to be undiscovered!!


In addition, our Martin Rowe would have written a song, not a book introduction :-)

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David Ashton   2/9/2014 12:12:16 AM
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@Javi..."In addition, our Martin Rowe would have written a song, not a book introduction :-)"

Of course....silly me......

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Max The Magnificent   2/9/2014 2:18:02 PM
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@Garcia: In addition, our Martin Rowe would have written a song...

I don't mind him writing songs ... it's when he insists on singing them LOL

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tomeq   2/10/2014 4:30:21 AM
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Max, I believe some of these books have been already mentioned, but not long ago they've been presented here: http://joemonster.org/art/19769 And the Oscar goes to... Dr Denis Leary "Why we suck".

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Max The Magnificent   2/9/2014 2:16:52 PM
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@David: That's not OUR Martin Rowe, is it??? :-)

I saw that too -- but I was too polite to bring it up LOL

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BeALert   2/7/2014 4:20:39 AM
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The other way to skin a cat.

Everyone knows that there is more than one way to skin a cat - but does anyone know the second way?

by Hector Barbossa

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antedeluvian   2/7/2014 9:18:30 AM
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BeALert

but does anyone know the second way?

I'm a city slicker- I don't even know (or could even stomach) the first way!

 

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Engineering Book
antedeluvian   2/7/2014 9:43:49 AM
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"Who Let the Smoke Out?" by I.M.N. Idiot

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Max The Magnificent   2/7/2014 11:33:29 AM
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@Antedeluvian: "Who Let the Smoke Out?" by I.M.N. Idiot

I love it!!!

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antedeluvian   2/7/2014 9:57:35 AM
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"Solder: My Favourite Programming Language" by S O Lastcentury

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Max The Magnificent   2/7/2014 11:34:17 AM
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@Antedeluvian: "Solder: My Favourite Programming Language" by S O Lastcentury

Another good one!


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Time Travel
Max The Magnificent   2/7/2014 3:35:22 PM
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How about "Practical Time Travel for Fun and Profit" by Tempus Fugit

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Peanut and Dilbert
_hm   2/8/2014 6:15:48 AM
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I like newspaper and their comic/cartoon sections. Early morning, I religiously read peanut for two decades and now Dilbert and others.

On weekend, I like library to read the great MAD. This gives me most insight to management.

 

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seaEE   2/8/2014 1:06:05 PM
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How about:

 

Dress for Success, by Slak Auf

The One Principle of Highly Successful Engineers, by Gneau Liszts

Keeping an Orderly Desk, by Della Gates

High Speed Circuit Design, by Hap Hazzard

Low Energy Systems, by Kool M. Counter

Running a Successful Meeting, by Duke Taype

Improve Your Productivity with Coffee, by Perkin N. Wurkin

Encyclopedia of RF Theory, by Hans Wayving

How Graphene Will Revolutionize the 21st Century, by Meri Cal

Why Graphene Will Not Revolutionize the 21st Century, by Skip E. Cal

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Max The Magnificent   2/9/2014 2:16:01 PM
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@seaEE: I love all of these -- very clever.

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sa_penguin   2/12/2014 3:46:09 AM
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The title I remember, from 1981, was "Nailing Jelly To A Tree" by Jerry Willis.

Considering the success of the "Dummies" books, and the copycat "idiots guide", I suspect "Directional Derivatives For Brain-dead [censored]" would be insulting enough to get massive sales.

Seriously however: a series of books for "advanced dummies" or even "moderately ignorant" would be interesting. Instead of assuming no prior knowledge, they'd start with some basic skills assumed [and a reference if the book proves too hard].

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Some odd humor
Paul A. Clayton   2/12/2014 8:28:13 PM
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The scans of some old "advertisements" that Thomas Payerle developed (with my help) for Random Howe's Book-of-the-Month Club might be of interest even though they do not quite fit this catagory. One has titles such as The Search for Terrestrial Intelligence and Do-It-Yourself Cerebral Repair (with brief descriptions); the other includes titles such as Flying Saucer Cover-up? and The Human Brain: a User's Guide.

(If you enjoy such odd humor, you might also enjoy the other scans [of advertisements for Big Sam's Anatomical Warehouse]. Sadly, some of the other bulletin board flyers we developed while at Washington University have not survived: Nunzio's Mortuary and Pizzeria [with free pick-up and delivery], a notice for a buyer of teeth named T. Faerie, and a notice of a lost Protoceratops [from an institute of temporal studies] are the ones I remember and there were some other [now lost] Big Sam's ads. The artistic quality was not great, but they did provide a few smiles.)



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