@Max hmmmm....go right ahead but I don't think I'd quite keep up with you. I had 9 G&T's once and then DROVE round (this was way in the past...) to my then girlfriend's place and later went to sleep. I can't have been that bad 'cos she is now my wife. But she has not let me forget that.
Andy Capp is alive and ... well, he's well between the football matches.
He appears in various US newspapers (there still some in print) but you should be able to find him, Flo, and the others at Comics.com. Alas, that's one site embargoed by our net nanny software, the same software that wouldn't let me access a site for the famous WWI infantry unit known as "The Fighting 69th."