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David Ashton   6/4/2014 6:14:46 PM
...Lab Manager: "Remember what you said in the meeting the other day - always leave a 50% safety margin in your designs!"

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BrainiacVI   6/4/2014 3:23:46 PM
Manager: Why is he only working at half capacity?

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 3:21:51 PM
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Don't let Max know about this; the poor thing will end up on a bagel with bacon!   Sort of "cold fusion cuisine" you might aay.

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 2:50:16 PM
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A bit overly esoteric, eh wot?

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June's Cartoon Caption Contest
Stephen_M   6/4/2014 2:37:56 PM
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The octopus is only an intern. To improve our body count, HR has hired Aegaeon, Cottus, and Gyges. The famous Greek Hecatoncheires agreed to each work on an 8 hour shift in the lab as long as we pay them by the head. We agreed knowing that would give us over twelve times the performance and form 3 core groups of 100 arms. Unfortunately HR missed that they had 50 heads when they arrived to take pictures for their badges.

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 1:58:51 PM
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And this is our "futurist" department.  That chap is working on a proposal for HTML8.  He's a natural for that one.

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 1:53:01 PM
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Touch the wrong test point on that power supply, and it's "Goodbye, sucker!"

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 1:49:31 PM
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He used to work at HP, in the Printer Ink group.  Got caught in the down-sizing...

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bnowak0   6/4/2014 1:46:00 PM
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Telling my supervisor that I couldn't perform all those tasks at once because "I'm not an octopuss" gave him the wrong idea.

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mhrackin   6/4/2014 1:42:00 PM
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Programming a SQUID computer.....

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