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Max The Magnificent
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Max The Magnificent   6/5/2014 2:10:18 PM
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@mhrackin: 8-port USB (Underwater Swimming Beast) hub.

Good one -- at least it's "armless" LOL

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mhrackin   6/5/2014 1:55:38 PM
8-port USB (Underwater Swimming Beast) hub.

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mhrackin   6/5/2014 1:51:22 PM
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I thought you requested one of those flexible surge-suppressor type thingies!  Purchasing did it again,  Next time, specify the exact part number!

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bwalker970   6/5/2014 12:00:30 PM
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Yes, productivity is up but accuracy is down.  He's just not that great at multitasking.

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MohammadAshraful.Anam   6/5/2014 11:56:05 AM
When you said everything in the lab is powered by water cooled ARM, you weren't joking!

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BrainiacVI   6/5/2014 11:55:54 AM
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I had two programmers working on a problem together and my boss pulled me to the side and asked why I had cut their productivity in half. She thought they should have been working on individual projects. I countered with, who's going to cut down more trees? Two guys with single handled saws or two guys using a double handled saw? They are pushing and pulling each other to a solution and cross training to boot. She still wasn't happy.

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TLTom   6/5/2014 11:53:01 AM
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No, no, no, this won't do at all. I said 64 Bit Analog to Digital, not 8 Bit.

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June Cartoon
pehlig   6/5/2014 11:39:23 AM
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Reaching out of a salt water tank is bound to raise OSHA concerns.

deosan
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deosan   6/5/2014 11:06:36 AM
THIS is what you think MPP (Massively Parallel Processing) is?

Denis.Giri
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Denis.Giri   6/5/2014 7:25:36 AM
If even an octopus can't manage to use our product, we really need to simplify the UI.

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