As anyone can see by looking at the picture of the virus, all you need to inactivate the bug is to play golf with it -- that is, attach a golf ball to each of its 56 golf tees. Voila. But seriously, on one trip I actually wore a surgical mask, and really the only problem is that people look at you as if you are sick and keep their distance -- hmmm maybe that 2nd thing isn't so bad afterall...
I think the best James Bond film is From Russia with Love, a very close adaptation of the book. Superb cast, including Robert Shaw, Lotte Lenya ("Seems fit"), and the great Mexican actor Pedro Armendáriz as Kerim Bey, the head of Turkish Security ("I've had a particularly fascinating life. Would you like to hear about it?").
While most Bond movies are gadget fests, From Russia with Love is instead about building trust between allied intelligence organizations though friendship and mutual respect. And there's a great gypsy cat fight :-)
@betajet if you can be bothered with a lot of mouse clicks instead of turning pages you can read it here. As you say, miles apart from the film. I also thought the book was better - but I do think YOLT is probably the best Bond film.
> There's also a fun Australian character - Dikko Henderson??