Brad Higgins, Advanced Logic Research

Redundancy improved reliability in these small technology chips, but the noise is intolerable!
Kim Martin, Lucent Technologies

Welcome to the GiftBlaster home page. This page is best viewed with Santa-Scape 2.0 or higher. To download SantaScape 2.0 now, click on the golden trumpet.
Michael T. Wright, Motorola SSTG

As you can see, when the lightning bolt hit our building it took all my carefully scanned Immortal Works past-holiday-caption wallpaper files and merged them into this single file.
David C. Barber, San Diego

X-Mas season, year 1806: record sales of personal wireless portable analog communicators!
Reno Rossetti, National Semiconductor Corp.

". . . Bill! Bill, wake up! You're having that dream again . . . where kings, angels . . . What! Oh, yes, Mac users, too, come to worship you. But your penthouse-office window is frozen, or Windows, or is it 95 Windows are frozen . . . ?"
Jerry N. Mark, Summit Design

Wow! The exhibitors at Comdex went "all out" this year!
Dara Golden, Intel Corp.

Oh what?! You hook the cable from digital camera to game port?
Yuh-Hong Chen, Media Reality Technology

What? Is Mi crosoft starting to announce Windows 99 this year?
Robert R. DiGiorgio, Signal Processing Systems

Attention, holiday shoppers. Due to problems with Surf Watch software we have changed our URL from X-mas@rockefeller.center to tree@rockefeller.center .
Marco L. Forcone, Northrop Grumman

Trumpests at the neighborhood party.
Prakash Madhvapathy, Philips Semiconductors

Microsoft rolls out Windows CE to great fanfare and general acclamation. Psion and Palm can only grit their teeth and watch.
Mark Hachman, Electronic Buyers' News

The new Java feature: ActiveXmas controls.
Max Dwyer, Autoline

Presto ! There is Bill Clinton's celebration parade, live from Washington. I told you our new 3-D graphics chip is 95 percent functional, didn't I?
Mahesh Umasankar, Alliance Semiconductor

O, good King Wenceslas
Crashed his disk of DOS;
And all the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't recover whence his loss!
Jim Randazzo, Nellcor PB , Don Swaab, Gandalf Systems , Fred Myers, Carleton

Dramatic example of the Hubble telescope's ability to see objects on the earth (before it got its corrective lens).
Paul Simdars, Rockwell International

Microsoft executives tooting own horns for Windows 97.
Watson Kilbourne, Compugraphx

Overheard at a Microsoft board meeting, "That's the last time I let a jolly ol' man in a red suit take over my interactive-Web-development team."
Nelson P. Calimquim, M-Flex

Retiring from the S&L industy, George Bailey Jr. has grand dreams of making a splash in the high-tech industry.
Gail Berg, Telos Consulting Services

Attention! Mr. Gates has now left the building!
Robert P. Bass II, SRP

But Mr. Godbleigh, you have too many open windows and that is why the performance is sluggish . . .
Manoj Kalavar, Prospective Computer Analysts

Cash-memory samples courtesy of F.A.O. Schwarz.
Fred Shubert, Lucent Technologies

Best viewed with any browser with frames .
Jackson Leung, Texas Instruments

Sir, give us your car keys and we'll call a cab. You've had a bit too much to drink.
Robert Kambic, Hopkins Population Center

Wow! I've been immortalized! This calls for a real celebration!
Vance Campbell, Utah Scientific

Bill Gates-Blowing his own trumpet.
G.B. Vasanth, Dallas Semiconductor

"Didn't I tell you not to use Microsoft Videoconferencing software for important meetings with our clients?"
Dean C. Wang, Allied Telesyn International

Live from Rockefeller Center . . . The 'Netcracker.'
G. Michael Chen, Lucent Technologies

Announ cement of Windows 95 availability.
Kenneth Bender, Siemens Stromberg Carlson

With all this horn-blowing they must be announcinga new vaporware product!
Don Riemenschneider, Marathon Monitors

E-mail may be faster, and you might reach more people using the Internet, butnothing is as grand as angels and trumpets to announce the birth of a king.
Gary W. Ragsdale, FedEx

I see security, and I see the marketing rep, and two workers; but management has left.
Jerry L. Berry, Lockheed Martin Denver

Every year it's the same old tune: Taps for DOS!
J. Gartner, RF Telecon

Gee, look at the window dressings. There must be a project review in progress.
Shervin Hojat, IBM

What the holidays look like during tapeout.
Stan Wong, Standard Microsystems

Don't fall victim to multimedia overload this holiday season. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the dampness capital of America.
David L. Williams, Integrated Measurement Systems

Microsoft's Chicago attempting to run two applications simultaneously.
Solomon Technology

Holiday spirits (possibly inside the videographer or his equipment).
Jerry L. Comer, Comsat-RSI

We loved your technical presentation. However, the presenters seemed rather wooden.
Ed Drewitz

Announcing our latest product: NetCracker, the greatest Internet security software!
Luen Lin, Precision Echo

The new video-controller card uses fuzzy logic to display the input from one of three cameras.
Jerry Crouse, Reltac

Toy-to-tree ratio hits 5.0: boom times in Santacon Valley.
Damir Smitlener, Hewlett-Packard Co.

Intel tooting its own horn with the MMX (multimedia) chip running on two-horse power.
Trivikram Prasad, GTX

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