The packaging engineer felt like a real dummy when the new, flexible circuit design delaminated.
Jerry L. Comer, Program Manager, Comsat-RSI, Richardson, Texas

At times Fred drifts away from his code writing and imagines himself cavalierly swinging the cape as the bull charges . . .
Edward Eldridge, IT Operations, Reliance Electric

Why did I agree to model for the Y2K poster?
Lennart A. Gille, Senior Engineer, SAIC, Canoga Park, Calif.

Geppetto's grandson learns CAD.
Stephen Jue, Bios Engineer, Dell Computer

Our new 60-inch wafer process has a few holes in it yet.
Brian Trial, Software Development Engineer, Robert Bosch Corp.

The palette RAM bug evading detection during validation.
Mark Klemkosky, Senior Engineer, Intel Corp., Chandler, Ariz.

After being told he was too hard-headed with his project plans, Peter demonstrated the flexibility of his new design.
Cathy Cramer, Senior Associate Engineer, Lexmark International, Lexington, Ky.

This engineer is demonstrating the output sine of the prototype for their new series of line filters; there is still some work to be done.
Team EETnet: Don Swaab (General Signal Networks), Jim Randazzo (Nellcor Puritan Bennett) and David Michaud (Keywire Tech)

Whew, just one more turn through here and I'll have IE 4.0 completely off my desktop.
Walt Arrera, Staff Engineer, Primex Aerospace, Redmond, Wash.

They sure don't make Mobius strips like they used to.
Lon Pittman, Electrical Engineer, CAS Inc., Huntsville, Ala.

It looks like Microsoft won't be able to pull the wool over the Justice Department's eyes this time.
David L. Williams, Senior Engineer, Integrated Measurement Systems, Beaverton, Ore.

Andy realizes it's time to get back to the drawing board when he sees that his intelligent agent just can't handle a Windsor knot.
Natalie Bueno Vasquez, System Specialist, CTSI, Lubbock, Texas

Hello, tech support?? Describe again how I attach the ribbon cable.
Michael Nyman, Software Engineer, Electroglas

It's become an art shaking out these Y2K bugs from our tangled Web site.
Frank Swanson, HAL Computer Systems, Campbell, Calif.

Virtual 3-D breadboard modeling and simulation!
Jackson Leung, Design Engineer, Texas Instruments, Houston

Darn! Nothing is right! Someone disabled my color palette and now my memory buffer is wrapped!
Ken Whiteleather, Lead Engineer, Viking Industries, New Smyrna Beach, Fla.

Notice how the minority carriers avoid the holes.
Jim Randazzo, Senior Engineer, Nellcor Puritan Bennett, Lenexa, Kan.

Windsurfing the Net.
Ken Stanwood, Technical Director, CommQuest Technologies, Encinitas, Calif.

Dances With .WAVs.
Yi-Hsien Doo, Principal Engineer, Silicon Systems, Tustin, Calif.

"Just returned from a short vacation to California," writes Oregonian David L. Williams (IMS). "We had hoped to get out of the rain for several days, but with El You Know What still messing things up out here, we ran into Oregon weather in So Cal. On the plus side, the rain was a little warmer."

Immortal Works Archive

Free Subscription to EE Times First Name Last Name Company Name Title Email address   Click here for your Free Subscription to EETimes Europe