The fate of those who refused to use Linux.
Keith Lam, Phonic Ear Inc.

Boy, times have changed. Now, we only have to work our fingers to the bone.
Rem Jahrsdoerfer, Boundless Technologies

Looks like our head count is a little too high.
Kerry Widder, Invensys Building Systems

Old Engineers Don't Die; They Just Get Recycled.
Steven L. Comee, Boeing Co.

Napster Headquarters
Yi-Hsien Doo, Conexant Systems Inc.

The very first primitive bare-bones Internet network.
Jackson Leung, Nanya Technology Corp.

Bill's favorite part of the mansion: The 'Balcony of Former Microsoft Competitors.'
Doug Bankes, Dallas Semiconductor

The Grateful Lead Engineers
Ray Duran, Hifn

The new physical design tools would have certainly avoided this layout congestion.
Rahul B. Deokar, Cadence Design Systems

HR Presents The New Corporate Engineering Outplacement Program.
Trevor Ignatosky, Telephonics

I recently visited the memorial of the Unknown Web Developer in Silicon Valley.
Imre Trefil, LifeScan

The newest site manager sets up the approach to his office for an open-door policy.
Richard Thumann, Honeywell Inc.

At last, Microsoft improves upon the 'Blue Screen of Death.'
Ken Buckholtz, Delphi Automotive Systems

Internet mockup, circa 1880
Lemunt Lehrman

If you can't beat the deadlines, joint them!
Chialing Hsu, M/A Com, ISBU

Uh uh, this does not look right. I think there must be a bug in the software. The program is supposed to connect the foot bone to the leg bone, the leg bone to the hip bone, the hip bone to the back bone, the back bone to the neck bone . . . '
Richard Barned, Heidelberg Digital

George knew he should have checked the dictionary before he requested to be immortalized for his contribution.
Sabuson George, Texas Instruments

I see Bill is using a different approach to the appeals process.
David L. Williams, Integrated Measurement Systems Inc.

Behold the dedicated employees that gave an arm and a leg to save the floundering company only to be axed in the end anyway.
Toby Fredrickson, Xilinx

That one in the middle is the manager of the Aggressive Growth Fund, surrounded by his entire staff.
Reno Rossetti, Fairchild Semiconductor

Um, I've been asked to speak to you. . . . Now, usually, our cubicle-decoration policy is quite liberal, Vlad . . .
Zev Farkas

Some thought we were kidding when we said we were building a fence to protect our intellectual property.
Leon Weiss, LCW Engineering Co.

The case of the missing Anti-Trust Regulators is solved as Bill Gates unveils the latest addition to his new home.
Mike Drake, Raytheon

"I've heard of strip searches, but this is ridiculous!"
Team EETNet: Don Swaab (Inrange Technologies); Fred Meyer (Carleton Inc.) and Jim Randazzo

Now this is how I would have voted for the last "Survivor" to get off the island.
Michael Smith, Gateway

I told you if we missed that deadline, they'd hang us out to dry.
Jon Grushka, Siemens Info & Comm Networks

Now, is there anyone else here who doesn't know the meaning of the term "deadline"?
Bob Willard, B.E. Meyers & Co.

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