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David C. Barber, Vanguard Technical Solutions

So that's what happened to Garfield when they sent him on a space trip with HAL!
Jim Hawkins, EdgeTech

Con Cat innate.
Everett Groff, Luminous Networks

After Dolly, scientists focused on cloning the first lion-with mixed results.
Johnny Ancich, Dalsa

Picture of Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson after applying MS photo enhancer 1.0.
Mark Cear, BAE Systems

Ya baby! I put the Grrr in swinger!
Kriss Hougland, UAB/CBSE

For its punishment, Judge Jackson decrees that Microsoft must be contained and wear the blue screen of death as a sign of shame.
Richard Barned, Heidelberg Digital

After he got his Courage, the Cowardly Lion ate the Horse of a Different Color.
Team EETnet: Don Swaab (Inrange Technologies) and Jim Randazzo (H&R BLOCK)

'Not only will Sony's new Robot Lion fetch the newspaper, but it will disembowel the delivery boy if he's late.'
Marco L. Forcone

We call him 'Faraday.'
Bob Dvorak, Cox & Co. Inc.

The bioengineered cat food yields unexpected results.
Joseph M. Kusmiss, Mitre Corp.

It may be just a robot with a keypad for data input, but this old boy ain't getting in the cage to find out.
Jerry L. Comer, VertexRSI Group, TriPoint Global

Are you sure this is what Bill meant when he said he wanted LionX caged?
Stephan Samuelson, Kinetic Concepts Inc.

While being taken away, lion.com was heard lamenting: 'It is a jungle out there!'
Reno Rossetti, Fairchild Semi

After a long game of Monopoly, Billy goes Directly To Jail.
Haresh Patel, Fairchild Semiconductor

Intel's aggressive new ad campaign for the Pentium 4 features 'The Blue Lion Group.'
Paul Goscinski, National Marine Fisheries Service

Why settle with Bluetooth when we can get the whole cat?
Baxter Cheung, Essential Dynamics

An assembly lion converted to a manufacturing cell.
Kerry Widder, Invensys Building Systems

I told you that this new Bluetooth thermocouple was letting it get too cold!
Jack Magar, Living Lighting

Custom twain drivers by Salvador Dali.
Dave Pries, Verizon Technology

Message from the IC fab: 'NO! I said I needed an ION Trap, not a LION Trap.'
Ivan Cowie, Time Domain Corp.

The fashion police of the animal world finally capture No. 1 on their most wanted list. They are now looking for his owner, Mr. T.
Mike Holford, Hunter Douglas

Hey, Alan! Set me free! I want to be out there roaring as in the '90s.
Rahul Deokar, Cadence Design Systems

Mascot for upcoming Microsoft Linux Distribution: Blue Lion Linux."
Mike Dunn, Dialogic

So, that's where blue suede shoes come from!
Michael Cook, Rockwell Collins Inc.

Tony the Tiger in drag.
Mike Harris, Avanti

Greenspan is about to release the 'Big Blue' to fight against the big bad bear.
Jackson Leung, Nanya Technology Corp.

Sometimes you feel like a .com . . . Sometimes you don't!
Yi-Hsien Doo, Conexant Systems Inc.

Hey! How was I to know that RAM was an endangered species?
Norm Dancer, Luminous Networks

Even the 'early adopters' were reluctant to start using Bluetooth technology.
Peter Bonney, Solectron Technology Inc.

Apple's form-over-function approach has gone too far.
Jerry Birbal, Condor Engineering Inc.

Encouraged by the success of its electronic pets, Sony opens its new zoo.
Gary Carlson, HP Boise

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