The Blue Man Group is fired shortly after they do an impression of Intel's recent stock performance.
Scott Haney, Rockwell Collins Inc.

Dennis Tito's re-entry scenario, if his check would have bounced.
Aron Pomerleau, Alstom Signaling

Didn't I tell you not to play with that little handle on your window next to the word "Exit?"
Michael Cook, Rockwell Collins Inc.

I work for Ciscooo . . .
Everett Groff, Luminous Networks

The golden parachute came with some, uh, strings attached.
Mark R. Groman, Cooper Crouse-Hinds

According to our dot-com business plan, we should be rising to the same altitude as the plane any minute now.
Team EETnet: Don Swaab (Inrange Technologies) and Jim Randazzo

Carrier wave.
Philip Mooney, Agere Systems

Jim, are you sure this is the only way to get an interview at NASA?
Joseph M. Kusmiss, Mitre Corp.

I feel like I've been carrying this guy for years!
Norm Dancer, Luminous Networks

The Darlingtons, after retiring from a successful career in semiconductor design.
Eric Stromberg, Dow Chemical Co.

Using the complex plane to determine fall time.
Barry E. Becker, Data Device Corp.

MS SkyDiver, now with MS executive.
Mark Holdgrafer, e.Digital Corp.

Moore's Law, Revised: The number of jumpers per dot-com doubles every year since the market went soft on tech stocks.
Paul Goscinski, National Marine Fisheries Service

Capt. Zbigniew's solution to the problem of too many Poles in the Right-Half Plane.
David Cripe, Methode Electronics

One of the new graphics MSNBC will use to illustrate events on the Nasdaq.
Jon Sawyer, LSI Logic

Dot-commute.
Richard Jai, Signia Technologies

"United we stand, divided we fall." Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!
Ronald Kendig, Avanti Corp.

Protocol collision!
Nagy Khattar, Mackenzie Laboratories Inc.

When I said, "Gimme an idea on jumper pairing," I meant the circuit board kind.
Don Parrish, Mitre Corp.

I wish you would stop saying, "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
Michael Smith, Gateway

To meet its self-imposed deadline, Microsoft utilizes just-in-time delivery for Windows XP without a .NET.
David C. Barber, Acinta Inc.

I told you Mr. Gates wouldn't take that Linux suggestion well.
Walter Grant, Intel

Dual dropout regulators.
Jim Moss, National Semiconductor

I thought it was the eject button for the DVD player!
Steven Smith, UPS Systems Automation

You said your name was D.B. Cooper?
Mike Harris, Avanti