"I've failed at so many things so many times I make Abraham Lincoln look like Bill Gates" ~~ Wayne Mitzen (1959- )
"What makes an expert isn't so much what they know, It's that they've done similar things so many times wrong They know what not to do" ~~ Wayne Mitzen (1959- )
"You just keep pushing. You just keep pushing. I made every mistake that could be made. But I just kept pushing." ~~ Rene Descartes 1596-1650
"I hate the way people just go from ignorance to despair so quickly; it's the lazy man's option" ~~Professor Tim Flannery (1956- )
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." ~~ God, in Futurama episode "Godfellas"
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not even sure about the universe." ~~ Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." ~~ Frank Zappa (1940-1993)