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November 2017 Cartoon Caption Contest: "Document shredding 2.0"

11/1/2017 00:00 AM EDT
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David Ashton
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Nov 17 Caption Contest
David Ashton   12/13/2017 7:59:00 PM
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"We were supposed to have all these documents shredded by the end of November.  We gotta get a better shredding machine!"

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Nov. 2017 "Document shredding 2.0"
drmrs   12/13/2017 11:54:24 AM
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Even "extreme bad news" when thoroughly chewed and swallowed, doesn't make my billy goat puke. What a remarkable living eating "machine."

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bravesirrobin   12/7/2017 11:50:13 AM
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Proof that adding ram and increasing bytes does not necessarily improve the quality of the output.

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A matter of definition
CB_EE   12/6/2017 7:04:38 PM
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It took ACME, Inc. a while to realize they had defined data processing as manipulation, transformation and reformatting of raw data by a consumer (rather than a computer) to produce output.  

CB_EE
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In with the new!
CB_EE   12/6/2017 6:58:05 PM
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New data processor, same old results.

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ndemille   12/6/2017 1:10:39 PM
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Our new shredding machine after the 2017 tax bill.

bravesirrobin
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Chinny chin chin
bravesirrobin   12/6/2017 12:41:59 PM
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Harold was not one to ask questions. His manager had (upon hearing of the imminent arrival of the auditor from Head Office) instructed him to "feed the old goat all the paperwork he wants". To enquire as to why they even owned a goat never crossed his mind.

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Prototype Memory
Tangey99   12/6/2017 5:37:18 AM
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Nigel was aware that his beta dual-port Ram Access Memory had an impractically slow write time, and the output would need major filtering to get the original data back.

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component datasheets
dt_hayden   12/5/2017 3:39:35 PM
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Even goats agree, component datasheets can be quite dry.

David Ashton
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David Ashton   12/3/2017 4:26:28 AM
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Brian was told by management to get the new RAM into the Databooks, but he got it the wrong way round...

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