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kfield
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Mmmmm my favorite
kfield   6/24/2014 9:08:44 AM
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What's the strongest vegetable? A muscle sprout, of course! My favorite recipe involves plenty of red pepper flakes....

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Re: Mmmmm my favorite
Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 9:22:08 AM
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@kfield: What's the strongest vegetable? A muscle sprout, of course!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear  ... these are the jokes The Muppet Show refused LOL

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Re: Mmmmm my favorite
Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 9:25:00 AM
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@kfield: Speaking of jokes turned down by The Muppet Show...

Did you hear about the blonde young lady who went to the doctor because of a pain in her side?

After examining her, the doctor said "You have acute appendicitis"

"That's very sweet of you," she replied, "but I really wanted your medical opinion!"

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Mighty Sprout
Wnderer   6/24/2014 11:00:49 AM
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To your first technique I add the final touch of sprinkling with nutmeg and I do something similar to your third technique but I replace the bacon with cubed kielbasa and add macaroni.

And we are in that mystical period between the summer solstice and the aphelion (July 3rd).

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Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 11:20:35 AM
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@Wnderer: To your first technique I add the final touch of sprinkling with nutmeg

Oooh -- I'll have to try that

 

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Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 11:22:29 AM
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@Wnderer: I do something similar to your third technique but I replace the bacon with cubed kielbasa and add macaroni.

I've also tried hard salami, but I prefer the bacon. On the other hand, I'll definately try doing it with cubed kielbasa, but I think I'll pass on the macaroni :-)

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Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 11:27:47 AM
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@Wnderer: And we are in that mystical period between the summer solstice and the aphelion (July 3rd).

I was thinking the aphelion was July 4th, but that's in England -- they are 6 hours ahead of us, so although it happens on July 4 there, it's still July 3 here in the USA.

What's the official dress code for this period between the summer solstice and the aphelion? I hope it involves Hawaiian shirts, otherwise I'm SOL (sadly out of luck :-)

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Wnderer   6/24/2014 11:33:06 AM
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@Max What's the official dress code for this period between the summer solstice and the aphelion?


Dashiki. But I guess an Hawaiian shirt will do in a pinch.

https://www.google.com/search?q=dashiki&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=q5mpU8C3BrSlsQTy54DwDA&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=1369&bih=844

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Max The Magnificent   6/24/2014 11:42:00 AM
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@Wnderer: Dashiki. But I guess an Hawaiian shirt will do in a pinch.

Oooh -- I like Dashikis -- but I don't think they carry them down at my local Walmart :-)



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Re: Mmmmm my favorite
kfield   6/24/2014 1:47:19 PM
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@maxthemagnificent Your jokes aren't that funny either, just sayin'.

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